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I enjoy watching them dance. Seeing her body. I don't get off on the idea of paying to fondle a stranger. Or to act like I've never seen a nude girl before. Air dances are a lot more chill.…

I had one of the best nights at a strip club and the cheapest. And it felt pretty wholesome. Stripper hoe 1...a slim thick young Mexican girl...I tipped $5 at the stage and she stayed by me all 3 songs of…

My favorite sporting event of the year March Madness is upon us!!! Thankful I can attend this year after a 2 year hiatus. Who is your final 4? Also - if I can find a way to do an online bracket…

If only we had brought the minivan we could pick up those poor hitchhikers!😉 https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cadikn6FxTx/?utm_medium=copy_link

After looking through a few recent flare ups instigated by the usual suspects, it got me thinking about what the big unsettled issues really are among the TUSCLers. If we're honest about how the political dumping ground got so popular…

Who will win?

Do you try to push down the feeling of want and wait till Friday or Saturday? Or do you just say "screw it" and just go to your nearest strip club?

Less than 20 for me. The guy that cuts my lawn 9 months a year, my dentist because he give me 20% off for not using my credit card and a few independent contractors that have done jobs around my…

What are some of the weirdest fetishes you've heard being requested at strip clubs?

That's right, frugal doogle Mr. van poodle Esta spend over $500 on one strip club evening. I blame my poor will power against big butts. However, it wasn't even cartoonish, it was big for a skinny girl, decent for a…

Was thinking about doing a BBL the last week in July. Has any of the ladies here got one? How long were you actually down from work? I've heard different things so just tryna see what others say. Thanks as

I always found interesting how some strip club wastelands now just some years back used to be awesome. For you, what were some of the cities y'all made some memories in? I know a few from off here, whether it be…

Hear me out. Yes, he’s a hairless ape. More hairless than average. You’d think that this rick would hold him in contempt. But he’s an ape that is reaching for the stars. By blasting himself into space in a giant dick.…

creepy sex ed camps for children. How Radical Gender Ideology is Taking Over Public Schools & Harming Kids https://youtu.be/k33KeLh8aOk Sex Ed Summer Camp for grades 3-5 https://twitter.com/TheTonus/status/1500869079162368011 In Austin they have a program that will PAY teens $100 to attend sex ed camp. https://thetexan.news/austin-public-library-to-pay-high-schoolers-to-attend-sex-ed-camp/ Sexy Summer…

On my last trip I swung through Las Vegas for a few days. Rather than write up individual reviews for the clubs I checked out, I figured I'd just provide some brief comments on all of them in one place. I…

LOL!!!

4 years, 200 million Well I suppose he won't have to concern himself with higher gas and food prices. https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/aaron-rodgers-returning-to-packers-on-extension-that-will-make-qb-nfl-s-highest-paid-player/ar-AAUMOy3?ocid=msedgntp

I guess I'll be leaving TUSCL soon. I was just notified by phone message that I have won $2 million, a new Mercedes Benz and $5,000 a week for life. I can no longer associate with guys only making $350K/year.

Could there possibly be any better way to celebrate International Women’s Day than in the dank and dark confines of your favorite high-mileage den of depravity? Of course not! I for one will go and open my heart, my wallet…

Three of the guys listed have been favs of my favs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9llFZRr2CD4

Signs along the highways that enter Texas say "Drive Friendly, The Texas Way." If your state had a motto like Texas does, What could it be? I will get a few started... Drive Friendly The Texas Way- Drive like an Ass Hole. Drive…

Any advice on where to go and where to park?

The 'T' and 'Y' keys on my laptop are not working (all other keys seem to work) - I took them out and blew around the area in case there was dust but they still don't work - anyone had…

Head is $500 now!!! We need to put these bozos in check that are causing all of this inflation by actually paying these ridiculous prices. $500 is way too much for head, dammit! https://www.westword.com/news/box-of-human-heads-stolen-in-denver-how-much-theyre-worth-13598701

Some wacko ape shared a photo of my half-sister, rachaelthelioness, reacting to tales of yours truly fucking hairless ape whores. This is some fucked up shit https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/t8jdhq/what_do_you_think_happened_to_this_lion/ Now I’m tryin’ to track the asshole who told her this shit down so…