My wife asked me to go buy a carton of milk the other day. The store is right by the local strip club where my ATF works. When I came back with the milk she asked me how much it costs I told her $358.95.
When I first met my ATF at the club she told me she likes guys with big dicks. I told her that's too bad I'm a grower. Then she immediately agreed to OTC and I asked why? She said she thought I was talking about weed.
A year ago my ATF told me she would just see me and no one else OTC if we helped each other quit smoking. So we agreed to meet once a week and smoke only after sex. I've had the same pack for four months now but I'm think she's lying to me because she's up to three packs a day.
I tell ya I get no respect, no respect at all. My wife hasn't had sex with me in three years. The other day we were out shopping and we saw my ATF I see OTC. My wife thanked her.
The other night I went to the strip club with a friend. A dancer asked me what I was looking for and I told her I was lonely and wanted the girl friend experience. So she took my buddy to the VIP and had sex with him instead.
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