LMAO! This is funny. I could have made a fortune if I had come up with this idea. I should use this to make sure I destroy every McDonald's in the U.S.A
It would only be good if their servers are in North Korea or somewhere else that would ignore subpoenas. The only interesting poopings are in places where it's illegal to poop.
Does nice play an advanced version of Pokemon Go where you have to poop at the landmarks to get the stuff? I'm not sure a phone microphone could tell the different between pooping and just farting though. Maybe the Gym battle outcomes are based one who does the longest, narliest farting. Or, maybe you take a picture, and it scores the logs you pinched based on image processing. One could see how Applebee floor fries could provide an edge in this.
I actually expected app to help you find the nicest public-access toilets in your neighborhood. Kind of like Costanza's recommendations in Seinfeld - "This building. Fourth Floor - Schultz and Goldman PA. Brass fixtures, marble floors. Flushes like a jet turbine. Trust me: this is where you want to go."
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last commentFuck the app, I want the shirt: poopmap.gumroad.com
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poop happens.
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Is that that San Francisco poop they always talk about it
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Is there an app for following cow pies and horse apples?
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LMAO! This is funny. I could have made a fortune if I had come up with this idea. I should use this to make sure I destroy every McDonald's in the U.S.A
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Omfg
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This app seems shitty to me
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It would only be good if their servers are in North Korea or somewhere else that would ignore subpoenas. The only interesting poopings are in places where it's illegal to poop.
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I'm not downloading this but what exactly is it? Do you go poop in public and rate the cleanliness of the restrooms you've destroyed?
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Is this one in the app? youtube.com
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I got dis app! I am winning! I dumped loads all over the country with made in da USA shit truck dumpings!!! I am bringing it on!!!
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CrazyJoe, MackTruck and forgot2wipe must be lifetime members of this site!
I like how NiceSpice posted the site link knowing she would regret it. I have no idea where she found it, but it’s interesting.
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Nicespice finds anything and everything. She’s the type that eats fallen French fries off the floor in an Applebees.
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Cashman you like sjit on your dick though...
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I dumped a load in da kitchen at Applebee's and da food quality improved
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You better watch out cashmans, da icemane is flirting with you
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Ahahahaha at the Applebees and fries comment. Kinda reminds me of this meme I saw earlier, I guess it can apply to me. 😁
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@nicespice LOL that's your Filipina side. Don't waste all that good food on the floor! 😂
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Does nice play an advanced version of Pokemon Go where you have to poop at the landmarks to get the stuff? I'm not sure a phone microphone could tell the different between pooping and just farting though. Maybe the Gym battle outcomes are based one who does the longest, narliest farting. Or, maybe you take a picture, and it scores the logs you pinched based on image processing. One could see how Applebee floor fries could provide an edge in this.
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I actually expected app to help you find the nicest public-access toilets in your neighborhood. Kind of like Costanza's recommendations in Seinfeld - "This building. Fourth Floor - Schultz and Goldman PA. Brass fixtures, marble floors. Flushes like a jet turbine. Trust me: this is where you want to go."
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