LMAO! This is funny. I could have made a fortune if I had come up with this idea. I should use this to make sure I destroy every McDonald's in the U.S.A
It would only be good if their servers are in North Korea or somewhere else that would ignore subpoenas. The only interesting poopings are in places where it's illegal to poop.
Does nice play an advanced version of Pokemon Go where you have to poop at the landmarks to get the stuff? I'm not sure a phone microphone could tell the different between pooping and just farting though. Maybe the Gym battle outcomes are based one who does the longest, narliest farting. Or, maybe you take a picture, and it scores the logs you pinched based on image processing. One could see how Applebee floor fries could provide an edge in this.
I actually expected app to help you find the nicest public-access toilets in your neighborhood. Kind of like Costanza's recommendations in Seinfeld - "This building. Fourth Floor - Schultz and Goldman PA. Brass fixtures, marble floors. Flushes like a jet turbine. Trust me: this is where you want to go."
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I like how NiceSpice posted the site link knowing she would regret it. I have no idea where she found it, but it’s interesting.
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