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I recently listened to this bit on the philosophy of time and how we look at our life through it. And I thought about how most dancers are present oriented, hedonistic. Only the good ones seem to do any planning…

So I was at my favorite club today and I hooked up with this little fox that I had been eyeing for awhile. I had been getting great dances from her but her VIP price was too high. Today she…

How much money do you guys plan on spending in strip clubs/on strippers/on very closely related activities this year? Will it be up or down from last year? I planning on about $20,000 to $25,000 - slightly up from last year.

Now this is preliminary, I know I'm not going to get everything first time, but maybe you can help? I thought a guide for noob dancers coming here might be good. An Excellent Guide on How To Be a Perfect Dancer …

Step #1: If you gonna work the art... You gotta look the part! Drape up from the floor up and kill those tired-ass old kicks. Sport some gators for the true capers. As for your bottoms: Room is the key,…

If you plan to be a master Pimp, you're gonna need the skills to keep your hoes under control! That means you're gonna have to learn some tough love, the harder you slap, the more you're protecting you hoes from…

I don't understand why when a new club is added, there isn't a "new" tag or "recently added" or something mark. Like when you get a new msg, the same tag should be under a club that's been added in last…

O deep mystery, vital centre of our lives, we know your presence is not called up by much speaking. Rather may we honor your presentness in the absence of noise, in the promise of the morning, in the dancing brightness…

Black ho's. White ho's. Asian ho's. Hispanic hos's. You name it and every strip club in Austin has gone the ghetto booty shakin' way. The only club left somewhat immune is Perfect 10 during the day shift during the weekdays. But even…

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Hello TUSCLers... On short notice, I am going to be travelling through the Baltimore area tomorrow evening, coming from the north. I am looking for any recommendations for a club preferably on the Route 40 corridor between Edgewood…

Very interesting revelations in the first topic of this names -- a very strong anti-pastie bias. mjx10 mentioned that one of the drawbacks that might keep him from going to a topless club was if there was smoking.…

Have you all seen this? Back when I still had my VIP status on this site I was about to start giving props out. I was in the process of giving A****** props when I saw his lists of people he…

I imagine there are a fair # of them. But to me, this is something that rarely enters my mind when I a w/ a dancer. Previous to joining TUSCL and getting more educated about the game, it…

Until this year I didn't really partake in many extras, I preferred to just watch the stage and tip well with the occasional LD. This past year I've started to accept offers of extras more although I have yet to…

When I was in college, I lived with four other guys in an apartment complex a few blocks away from the best strip club in town. I was the only one in school, the other three were all out in…

I have been at this hobby for a full year now, and have seen some highs and lows. Lately I am encountering an issue particularly in the Detroit area clubs which has me frustrated.... too much cockblocking by customers, and…

I was in a club in NW Ohio a while back and was sitting with a friendly dancer and in walks a girl that is 6 or 7 months pregnant. I ask the girl on my lap ??? and she…

Hi All! Relatively new to the frequent SC visits... I have gone a small handful of times over the past years, but am thinking of making this a monthly venture. I was hoping to get some opinions…

Anyone with any experience hitting clubs during the monster conference that is CES? I wonder if it's even worth it to drop into my regular favorite SCs with almost every hotel on the strip sold out next week. I've gotten…

Headed to Jamacia for the week. Was thinking about possibly visiting a club there just for the experience. But have been told it is not safe for tourists to venture outside the resort after dark unless in large…

In 2012 I ventured into going OTC with a few Dancers. Overall the experiences were fun and exciting but I did end up blowing a ton of cash I didn't need to due to my lack of experience. I'll preface…

Introduction There are some assumptions behind this presentation which I want to declare up front. You may or may not wish to agree with them. But they are my assumptions. (i) Jesus was a ‘secular' sage, a wandering teacher of unconventional…

How much did you guys spend for SC and OTC/ITC companions for 2012? And how much do you plan on spending for 2013? I spent around $6,000 for 2012. I plan on a budget of around $7,000 for 2013. Gonna be doing a…

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