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With all this talk about ugly girls I got to wondering. Is there a bad case of the ugly sticks beating up dancers going around?

I was just wondering. I see there is an option to add a new club right next to the Discuss and Articles topics.

I was inspired by Clubber's 5 body 10 face vs 10 body 5 face discussion. To the comic book fans in the group - that discussion reminded me of a comic by Dan Clowes. Indie offbeat and at times hilarious…

I've been looking at the info here on Pittsburgh area clubs in preparation for a trip there in a few months. For such a large city the club scene appears less than satisfactory. For those of you fellow TUSCL…

I so enjoyed this... he is so sly! http://www.tmz.com/2014/03/10/justin-bieber-videotaped-deposition-video-selena-gomez-usher/

Why did God give women a vagina? 1. To help them grip the broom more tightly 2. So men would talk to them 3. Because the Flesh Light hadn't been invented yet 4. To give them a purpose in life 5. Because…

So I very rarely do VIP in my strip club visits. Last week I was at the bar watching the stageshow. This hot dancer comes up to me and starts doing that seductive and sensual shit (kissing my cheek, nibbling…

I aint buzzin bout dem frensh snaills dem frensh womenz dont evn chave der legs n undaarmz im talkn bout da bigazz bootay sistaz ! U eva been high on skunkweed n maddog in da vip with a big bootay…

This may have been covered before, but if so, I don't recall. The old age setting in as I'll hit the big 65 next Saturday. Anyway, my inquiry is this... You enter a club and see many dancers that interest you.…

Has anybody been to the new platinum plus west in Columbia, SC. I am curious how it compares to the original PP and if the full nude dances were stage only or if they were for lap dances as well.

So I am in town for one night, but won't be seeing my CF as planned because she texted me a few days with the news that her roommate (most likely BF) had been shot and critically wounded. I…

I'll be in Detroit for a few days next week and looking to experience some Detroit style extras. Say I only have one night to club and I'm working with a $300 budget. Which club would you recommend? As far…

I am going to be in Orlando for a few days in April, staying basically right by Disneyworld. i've read some reviews of orlando clubs and it seems as if they may not be worth my time. I don't necessarily…

Ravens Lineman Charged With Battery After Strip Club Fight Baltimore Ravens offensive lineman Jah Reid was arrested and charged with two counts of misdemeanor battery this morning after he allegedly struck a man and security guard multiple times at a strip…

Wut wood u do if u wuz in da vip wit sum fine hunny n she be givn u sum grate head and u wuz talkn yea baby I be goin passd cloud 9 now ley on da couch ima…

If u wuz ina stripe club an da danca kame up n sez dat she reemember u and u wuz her baby daddy ? I bee sayin beotch I aint neva seen u befor now git offa my shit n…

I went to a club in florida this past week. I'd like to keep this discussion generic in terms of not naming the club. I'm also not going to identify the make or model of my car.…

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1461951703/hardcore-club-restore-reality-tv-show?ref=live "So many people from all walks of life have been curious about what happens truthfully behind these closed doors. Well wait no longer. Witness unbelievable stories and truths that might just change your mind about this industry and the covered…

Itz Sonday again ! Yall no dat all ov da aleesess r gona b here postin n talkin shit ! Dey alweys shos up on sondey ! Why is dat ? Dey shood all b band !

Sorry for being way off-topic, but it's a slow Sunday morning. Shaking my head at this story. http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1986056-ohio-high-school-hockey-state-championship-ends-in-tie-after-7-ots#articles/1986056-ohio-high-school-hockey-state-championship-ends-in-tie-after-7-ots The Ohio High School State Championship hockey game was declared a tie after 7 overtime periods. There should have been other options - this…

Seriously, I am extremely enraged right now. So this new girl started working at my club about a week ago. This girl was overly nice to me. Which made me feel a little suspicious but whatever. Some people are just…

Driving home from the club today, I reflected on the fact that strippers show more enthusiasm when giving head than when giving full service. Have you experienced the same phenomenon? Why do you think that is?

Hey, fuck you Willy Wonka. Not only is your Gobstopper not Everlasting, I crack them sons of bitches right quick. I got a kitchen table full of wrappers and these thangs don't last long. How can they be…

For those of you that were concerned and wanted to know how I am, the procedure went well in that they could find no obstructions in my arteries. I have to keep the leg elevated for the rest of today…

I know it's silly, but these lines crack me up "I am catholic so I can say this"...motor "You guys are high"...duo "Alutard, can you please stop being uncool?" ...dice any others?