Front Room

"I have a tiny c*ck Like a crooked little finger Everybody else's d*ck Is inevitably bigger If six inch as an average Can truly be believed Someone here in this room Must be…

One day while going for a drive, I saw Slick on the 405, he was smoking Panama Red, while getting some head, he's luckey to be alive!

It's Friday but it sure ain't payday but that's a ok with me. Why, you ask? Because it's time for, FUCK!-MARRY!-KILL!(insert theme music, maybe some Herb Alpert). Today, we're going a different route. We're taking a…

I have run into several entertainers who's skin feels oily to the touch. It has no strong smell and I don't think it is a spray on tan because none of it appears to rub off on me. So what…

A Scientific study of PL: http://www.newrepublic.com/article/118953/narcissists-have-sex-more-often "Psychology and human behavior students are taught early on about the famous 1978 study conducted on the Florida State University campus in which volunteer male and female subjects approached other students of the opposite sex and…

Signs that your wife is dead A: The quality of the sex stays the same but the dirty dishes pile up in the kitchen sink The nasty smell no longer comes from just between her legs She stops saying no every time you…

The bacon shake. http://usat.ly/1tDf5o2

The days of glitter might be long gone But spray on tan goes on and on All over my shirt and all over my pants It's part of the hurt that comes with the dance It's part of the pleasure and part of the…

Does anybody else rub hand sanitizer or rubbing alcohol on there dicks after sex with stripper/escort?? Me If I'm in club I'll rub hand sanitizer on my dick then when I get home use rubbing alcohol...the sex is with condom…

I must confess that i seek kissing just as hard as i do for extras...i once dropped $500 for 60 min of dfk

I went to the Tilted Kilt for lunch today and a thought crossed my mind. Are there any restaurants/sports bars (not SC) that have topless or nude waitresses? I did a Google search and only came up with one in…

A dancer I've known for years sat down and my table yesterday and told me about her plans for the future. (This girl is not my type and so I've never gotten dances from her.) She said she…

I went to a strip club last night, I hadn't been to a strip club in about 7 years and had never been to this one. Anyway I got a few lap dances from a few different girls.…

Has anyone ever say beside the VIP booth just to see what you can hear? I did it once and heard thumping of what I can imagine as a stripper hoe being pounded

Every house in my sub division is displaying a small American flag next to it's mail box. I think the Home Owners Association is responsible for it. I like the thought.

An ex-stripper from West Palm Beach and her partner-in-crime managed to swindle more than $200,000 from a 66-year-old California woman, according to the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office. Erica Midyette, 30, booked into jail Wednesday, faces charges of money laundering and…

Seems like this term pops up quite a bit on here and it's always about females being "BI". I'm sure that there must be Bi males as well but you never hear about them. Do bi females out number bi…

I think it would be great to see the average ratings by city. It would by great for us cross country travellers to better plan our routes when traveling through several states. What do you people think?

Hi im new to this hobby and i would like to know if there are any gorgeous street prostitutes in vancouver or Montreal

Went to Key West yesterday for work, got stuck there and had to stay over night. What did I do, got a room and sacked out. Sad, truly sad!

Every few days we get a post from some guy who has either just signed up for the site, or posted 1-2 reviews in the past ten years, who asks some version of “what’s the best club in x city”…

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A car thief and his stripper-girlfriend-accomplice attempted to escape handcuffs in the back of a cop car by passing an earring during a kiss. Jonathan Kokontis, 25, and his girlfriend Melissa Elaine Schneider, 27, were arrested on Saturday after trying to…

WILLISTON, N.D. (AP) - A Williston attorney says strip club dancers in the oil boomtown are getting short-changed in pay because they are classified as independent contractors and not employees. The Williston Herald reports (http://bit.ly/1qL9goD ) that Brandon Hale is suing…

I just noticed that the feature for adding a club is now phrased, "Add YOUR club" (my emphasis). Previously, it was "Add a club," the best I recall; now it appears that a club owner or manager is…