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It’s rare these days that I go to a city where I don’t know something about the clubs, but I’m headed to SF and I’ve never been to a club there. I’ve read the reviews, and frankly I’m…
I took a vacation day to catch up on some yard work on this nice October day. Came indoors and was flipping thru the channels - and what did I find? "The African Queen" Bogart is one ugly dude…
http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2014/10/25/report-west-point-recruited-football-players-with-booze-women/17910497/ Now a football team can’t arrange an outing for recruiting prospects that involves going to dinner with some cute cheerleaders. Where is the scandal here???? The cheerleaders weren’t giving them blowjobs (not that there would be anything…
The Torrance County Sheriff helped chased down a murder suspect who was only wearing underwear and moments earlier, the sheriff said, had shot two men outside of a Moriarty strip club early Saturday morning. One of the men was killed and…
I always tip waitresses at clubs, it's never much but then again they don't do much but I think it's rude not to. However yesterday I had a weird situation and was wondering everyone's opinion. I went to one of…
So I'm getting some dances at PP in Greenville the other day. I go back with this extremely hot blond. Skinny, beautiful face. Very tiny little tits but she's really hot. This girl gives a tremendous lap dance.…
This is what we need more of.....if only they were eating bacon http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/swimsuit-calendar-shot-utah-army-base-sparks-investigation-article-1.1977704
This morning I left the torn wrapper from last night's condom in the Gideon Bible in my hotel room. I thought the faithful might need a reminder of what they're missing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40C1MO4jk2o
Now the black type is gone. Hard to read. Or is it just me?
This is only addressed to the TUSCL bros that admit to LDKing. Not the 50% or so that don't admit they LDK. Have you ever abstained for a week or two and tried to have a truly ginormous LDK? #bigLDK
Judge Blocks Public Records Request for Stripper Info, Temporarily Thwarting Man Who Wanted to Pray for Them by Name Dreamgirls at Fox's/FacebookDreamgirls at Fox's/Facebook Last week I wrote about strip club employees in Tacoma, Washington, suing to block the county from releasing…
Two men were stabbed in the bathroom of a Brooklyn strip club early Saturday after a fight erupted over music. A 38-year-old man was knifed in both biceps, the left hand and lower stomach and a 39-year-old man was slashed in…
The polite way to avoid eating stinky pussy: do a little fingering first, then pretend the end of your nose is itchy.
How common is it to get a happy ending at a massage parlor? How would you know who to ask? I'm trying to get one somewhere in Columbus Ohio since I'm not having any luck in the strip clubs here
My emotions are fucked right now. I can't believe what I just heard and saw I while ago and I am still digesting all what was said and done, what is she going to be doing later tonight (10/23/2014). Apparently, my…
Finally got my Pearson savings back to $50,000 and im very proud of myself...its been easy to cuz i just haven't been in the mood to crush $1,000 on a night out in s while....i thank tonight will be another…
Last Wed (10/15) I made my almost weekly visit to a black strip club. One of the girls I was with overstated her dance count, 4 vs 8. It's $5 a dance here and I had a really good time…
@LDK - you know what all this talk of you quitting LDKing and striking out at extras reminds me of? Are you old enough to remember what happened when Michael Jordan tried to play baseball? Have you heard the expressions: "Dance…
I had not checked the articles in a couple of days and noticed there are 3 new ones.
Do I place a fellow member on blast for saying the gayest, most non-TUSCL post of all-time, or do I allow him(her) to live out his(her)sad, little life in lonesome shame?
Check out the new Avengers trailer! www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/exclusive-x-rated-avengers-age-ultron-trailer-movie-poster
Just as another TUSCL'er did recently, I want to apologize for the comments and posts I have made in the past. Regards.
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it,…
This chick is 24 and looks hot, at least based on the face... www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/21/megan-mahoney-teacher-sex_n_6022546.html I can't remember a high school teacher that I'd want to 69. Well, maybe my 11th-grade English teacher...if somebody pointed a gun at me and said "69 her…
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