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Two quick questions for the Minneapolis veterans. On a Saturday night, what downtown Minneapolis club has the hottest dancers? And what downtown club has decent mileage? I will hit up one and post the review.

Women's clothing is rapidly disappearing. Mini skirts. Low cut tops. Crop tops. Braless. Tight short skirts. Tiny bikinis. Etc. I love warm weather.

Discuss amongst yourselves. lol. http://www.wsj.com/articles/shakespeare-says-lets-kill-all-the-lawyers-but-some-attorneys-object-1408329001

I've been on this freaking site almost daily for 4.5 freaking years and I just noticed the "Last Comment" text underneath a thread's title is a hyperlink to the end of a thread. I use my laptop for TUSCLing most of…

Sorry to be so long in updating Shadowcats hospital stay, but my phone was unable to receive texts this week so I was not able to check in with his daughter. Finally got the text working and was pleased to…

I usually visit Philly clubs.I had dances with Asian girls,columbian,european or short blondes.But where are the tall blonde dancers? Where can I find them. If they dance good, they will.be top notch.I can't explain the feeling when they give full…

Juice has a problem that most of us wish we had. His penis is simply too big, it's 25 inches long. Juice goes to the local witch in Asheville and asks her what she can do to help. She…

JohnSmith is coming to Detroit in June, and you know he's gonna check Nina out at her club to try to make her DS4. What do you think is gonna happen? JS is gonna throw a lot of money at her, but…

I was in a strip club last night, and a man and girl walk into the club arm in arm. They were customers. The girl was probably early 20's. The guy was in his 60's. I nearly spit out my…

Or is it always just putting on a show for external approval? Is it always about the external status and legitimacy derived? And when they are widowed, is the grief just to gain external approval? Of course some of this will…

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So, if you have an agreement and text almost daily, get together a couple times a week, have some level of established mutual trust, and there are no obvious signs to the contrary... I love to eat at the y…

Bye Manu, bye Tony, sayonara! OKC beat them! They will now face off against the Warriors this Monday. Should be a great series but Golden State will take it. My guess is Golden State in 6, although I wouldn't be surprised if…

i know some of you dont believe me but both me and my pappy have had an amazing impact on your worlds. without me prince probably woulda worn an assless brown suit instead of an assless purple suit. i bet…

Many of us on here aren't as fortunate as the Miami, Atlanta or Detroit guys (just to name a few) having great clubs in our own backyard at our disposal. I often think, what if I had the number of quality…

I lost a stripper. DS III is MIA. No communication in a week. I know it could be nothing more serious than another busted phone, but my stripper radar says it's worse than that. She was…

I've been busy of late, I PM'd him a few days back. I don't expect a PM back anytime soon. I know recovery is a slow process, I went through it last year. Any updates on him?

A movie about strippers who scam customers--a must-see for us TUSCLers. http://www.maxim.com/entertainment/the-hustlers-of-scores-will-ferrell-adam-mckay-stripper-movie-2016-5

Good dogs, great dogs, or the most brilliant dog breed ever?

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Has anyone else ever been to Fat City in Metairie, LA? That was such a fun, seedy neighborhood before they cleaned it up. Sure there were a lot of fights in the [other than strip] clubs with the…

Correct, 2PM not AM. considering this is one of the safer clubs in Akron I'm surprised to read about how many times the cops are called to this place. http://www.cleveland.com/akron/index.ssf/2016/05/akron_strip_club_robbed_at_gun.html#incart_river_home_pop

Crazy to be attracted to big natural tits on a fit woman, I know, but it's my kryptonite. Got a couple dances today from a woman who was new to me, 50% based on her tits. She was a good…

Well, what do you know... http://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/?intcmpid=bcg-league-eml#/league/180981

When Donald Trump is president shit like this won't happen. The guy (very male, no gender ambiguity person) sitting next to me at the bar just hit on me. Gross. He either thinks I'm gay, or attractive, or both.…