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@mikey portreys himself as a red-blooded american conservative male. but he actually looks like this https://thedailybale.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/telford6.jpg he has gained a lot of weight since that photo was taken because he lives on nothing but hohos and dingdongs and he never leaves…
In a no extras club, during a lapdance, how often do you test the waters? How often does a stripper tell you to stop? I sometimes test the waters by kissing her neck, cheek, and shoulders. I like to grab ass…
We go back and she's very good at the sexual sins. She delivers everything just as promised and then sum. I'm deep between her butt hole approaching the evenings jizz. I look down at her(as I do with most ppl)…
because i am a space geneious i was able to trick @mikey into admitting that he used to troll as @zipperhead. he even claims @zipperhead was his worst character he also admitted to being @slaux_pas. it is only a matter of…
https://youtu.be/Y-ytziBpw4M
Success is being able to put the turd on another mans plate... Wise words to live by
There are many great things about a showclub. One of the best things for me is being able to simply not go to a club if things go sideways with a girl. I just take my business elsewhere. No break up, splitting…
Have you guys ever had a stripper tell you that? I've heard it from a few strippers. Maybe it's a sign I'm spending too much money on strippers?
Title says it all. If you had a choice which would you rather bed yourself with? His daughter Ivanka, or his wife (I forget her name)? I'm drooling just at the thought of either of these two sexual goddesses. Both…
This might be useful for you world travelers in the 350k club. It's possibly the most useful phrase there is, and a handy one to have when you're asked to say something in a language you're learning. http://www.omniglot.com/language/phrases/hovercraft.htm Vid…
Seems a few TUSCLers keep exact records/spreadsheets of their visits including the dancers they've met and how much they've spent. I don't keep any records and often don't recognize dancers I have met in the past if t's been a while. Are…
Scientists estimate it is off by 5.5 inches. http://www.livescience.com/55118-great-pyramid-giza-is-slightly-lopsided.html Most articles don't mention that the scientists estimate where the case stones were laid. The pyramid used to be covered in limestone. This story was trending on Facebook. Planes are crashing into…
This discussion has definitely been had before, possibly on this site, but... as the title says, which do you favor? How do you characterize the two? And not only in terms of degrees of pleasure, but also in principle--which is…
http://www.ehowa.com/showpicture.shtml?image=goingthatextramile.jpg
Well . . . my first topless toothbrushing video was so extraordinarily well-received (NOT!) that I'm going to double down with *two* such videos, each about 50 seconds long, featuring the fabulous funbaggery of Poland's Sonnet sisters, first Julia: http://www.bigboobsalert.com/julia-sonnet-brushing-teeth.php and then…
I only change oil ever 10 or 20,000 miles and my car loves it! It just rolled over 300,000 miles yesterday...
The ATF > OTC > GFE > FWB and I are becoming like an old married couple, while the wyf is recently acting more like a girlfriend. Have I smashed through some kind of elusive PL barrier ? Is…
Club !! The AC works just fine, the women are too. I'm going to research some transportation info here in Detwaaaa and see about doing a Big D club this afternoon.
Sometimes dumb shit happens that is too good not to share.... Last night I arrive at my local club and take a seat off the stage on the opposite side of a corner booth where a stripper is using her phone…
Just wondering.
Permit me to indulge in one of my favorite fetishes: watching topless babes brush their teeth. In this one, which lasts 2:59, the pleasantly bustaceous Carla starts and ends topless, but from about 1:10 to 1:45 she actually…
OTC-like scenario with Webcam models. Is the a system that works to get them in my bed so I can fuck them instead of my hand? Wear a business suit?? Just trolling through.
I've previously described how my years with my ATF have come to an end. I've reached out to my #2 and no response. My #3 lives further assay but I texted her to see what's up. She texted right back:…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuUxTJ0Vs2I
I've been seeing my ATF in and out of the club for more than 7 years. She's still the sexiest woman I've ever been with but her heroin habit of 15 years was going to kill her and she saw…
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