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Boy has it been a wild week or what, no I'm not talking about Agent Orange although he has been rolling around on the deck like a loose cannonball in a gale, I'm actually talking about here on TUSCL. The…

Title says it all! LOL!

Just thank about it: 1) Both weren't capable of any thought of their own, so just stuck to imitating poster they didn't like 2) Both were able to respond to their target within a few minutes, sometimes second of when their targets…

be warned. there is a man pretending to be me, a space geneious, that is telling stupid stories about fucking corpses. he wants to smear my good name as the smartest person on this site, former lover of kim bassetter,…

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Free the teacher! Free the teacher! She provided the education that every 17-year-old boy wants. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/lap-dancing-teacher-who-sex-9842955

These were British soldiers, but I share the outrage. They should be guided by TUSCL. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/17/soldiers-given-taxpayer-funded-guide-strip-clubs-tallinn/

I was stuck at the laundromat tonight and the TV show they had on (whatever comes on after Stephen Colbert) said something about former football player Edgerrin James owning a strip club. I tried looking into it but couldn't…

I've been stuck for a few weeks on a job in south central Virginia, no strip clubs within an hour and a half, no amps, and the only bar (if you want to call it that) in town is an…

I am pleased to announce that Follies has taken the lead and now has trash cans in the VIP rooms. Any other clubs like that?

When I was a younger pup I enjoyed 30-60 min sex...I cared for my partner's nut as much as my own plus majority of these chicks was civilians GFs Know that I'm older and has had his fair share of sex…

Not sure if he was deliberately trying to be funny with this one or just blundered into it. Either way, thanks for the laugh! Best one in a long time on here.

About once a month I've been seeing this young Russian spinner that Bucks Like a Bronco on top of me...my titties are smacking all over the place I love this hard and rough fucker Anyone else like this ?

Hey everybody. I'm taking a roadtrip and I'll be covering a lot of states in the midwest, northeast, and the south. I'm interested in finding strip clubs that offer extras. I'm not interested in girlfriend experience or getting to know…

Several years back there was a guy on Detroit's East side who was running a lap dance club out of his house. It used to be listed here on TUSCL, but no more. He even had a story or…

I'm appearing live at the Miami ethnic scene in late March, and I'm going to get stuck between two thick black chics creating my own "Oreo Cookies"! If anyone wants to join we can make a double stuff Oreo, but only…

Great things come in small packages at times: Full show, Brad Williams Fun Size (59 minutes 34sec. length): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGBl-vCoKfA TOTALLY NSFW. Living as a little person, Sex techniques of Midgets, Dwarf Tossing onto a Black Hawk helicopter in Afghanistan, Picking…

I was just wondering where most people are these days. What are you primarily looking most of the time when you go to a strip club: 1. Good high contact lap dances but no orgasm. 2. A good lap…

Not really sure how this happened hopefully someone has some insight. I have wondered about the connection between rap music and strip club and strippers. My club is probably 80% rap music a night. I know some groups in rock…

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It seems that the useless spineless Lloyd Schoen aka san_jose_guy at this point only comes on here to fight and argue. He seems to get into fights with almost everyone. TUSCL I call upon you to stand strong and do what…

I didn't realize you were married. I wondered if your wife was in on any of your crazy adventures. You were the protagonist of the whole tranny hand job story. I don't know if someone else made that up about…

I know a dancer who had her vagina surgically tightened. It is tight. http://nypost.com/2017/02/16/my-day-at-the-designer-vagina-showcase/

TUSCL members should not go clubbing in Wichita. http://www.texomashomepage.com/news/local-news/man-tased-three-times-after-running-naked-outside-local-strip-club/659029724

I remember once I went to a club that did not allow touching by customers at all. There was a really hot door girl that I tipped a dollar because she was sexy and flirty. After I put the dollar…