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am I the only one not sending dick pics?

My CF starts telling me about some of the guys she used to date, and her kid’s father, and how they are all trying to hook up with all of her stripper friends. It seems their MO is to get…

GeneraI· 7 yrs ago 42

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Do you care that the dancer is married?

After being treated to several goofy threads about married customers, let's flip the script a bit. As anyone who actually knows anything about this business well understands, most dancers have SOs. Makes sense when you think about it…

rickdugan· 7 yrs ago 43

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[OT] For the Quant Investors among us, is this chart meaningful?

http://imgs.fyi/img/6uv5.jpg I did the analysis myself, there is another spike in correlation at 28 months, but the trend is reversed. This chart is on data between 1980 and the present. Is this just a chance correlation, on which no predictive capacity…

FTS· 7 yrs ago 1 30

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San Francisco dancers(club employees) crying the blues.

I was talking to one of my favorite dancers at Follies today. She is originally from SFO and has occasionally gone back to visit and work there. She was well versed on the situation and agrees that the dancers and…

shadowcat· 7 yrs ago 2

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Myrtle Beach 2AM strong armed robbery.

MYRTLE BEACH, SC (WMBF) – A visit to a Myrtle Beach strip club in the early-morning hours of Jan. 1 ended with one person getting punched and robbed of $6, according to police. A report from the Myrtle Beach Police Department…

shadowcat· 7 yrs ago 2

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Why is your life like your penis?

Q. Why is your life like your penis? A. Strippers make it hard.

jackslash· 7 yrs ago 3

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the pussy gets old quick

i did have one atf who was so gorgeous and so good at what she did i kept seeing her for years. but as a general matter i start finding a stripper less exciting after 5 or 10 times.…

WILLYSGOTAWOMAN· 7 yrs ago 22

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Do you think I have a chance of being flagooner's friend if I'm eating a fruit t

Looking for opinions from qualified experts

blahblahblah23· 7 yrs ago 33

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Would you approve this review?

This is ridiculous, I just rejected it. Penthouse Club Baltimore BaltimoreMaryland January 1, 2019 Sunday Afternoon Tits Nice girls. Nice girls. Nice girls. Nice girls. Nice girls. Nice girls. Nice girls. Nice girls. Nice girls. Nice girls. Nice girls. Nice girls. Nice girls. Nice girls. Nice girls.…

440viking· 7 yrs ago 24

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Do I have a chance at making money as a stripper with saggy balls (grandpa balls

Looking for opinions from females in the industry.

flagooner· 7 yrs ago 27

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New Apple Commercial

I'm sure many of you have seen the commercial with a bunch of idiots running around in what look like colorful painter suits. So fucking annoying.

flagooner· 7 yrs ago 1 4

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Best Article Feedback Ever

"Dude I’m not trying to hate but you wrote 4 reviews. Your need to chill to fuck out" Compliments of Muddy.

wallanon· 7 yrs ago 4

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Who else is in here?

Hi!

nicespice· 7 yrs ago 1 4

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Would you like to experience a blow up sex doll without buying one?

C'mon down to Follies. They have a blond Cuban dancer with a fake ass, tits and bright red fake lips. Every customer and dancer I asked, agreed that she fits the profile.

shadowcat· 7 yrs ago 9

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Happy New Year

So who is getting laid tonight and how many times? Ready GO.....

judyjudy· 7 yrs ago 12

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Drugs in South Florida Strip Clubs

Which South Florida Strip clubs see the most drug use among customers and strippers?

All4nothing· 7 yrs ago 4

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TUSCL typo of 2019 (so far)

From portion of a review in the queue tonight: "You tip them and they give you a kind of a hug. I saw some guys dong a little more, though."

grand1511· 7 yrs ago 1 5

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How strict are we with publishing reviews?

I feel like rejecting a lot of reviews, but am I expecting too much? There seem to be a lot with good specific detail, but only covering 1/4 of what is mentioned in the guidelines. How much detail is enough…

BoringLoser· 7 yrs ago 34

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Why are fat strippers like mopeds?

Q. Why are fat strippers like mopeds? A. They're both fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you on one.

jackslash· 7 yrs ago 9

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Match.com

Man I gotta be honest it's brutal. Holy fuck. There's a reason I go to strip clubs. Do you all got any online dating success stories? I bought the 6 month and I regret it already. Whatever I know your…

Muddy· 7 yrs ago 26

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Brilliant!!! :D

https://lepscience.com/2013/10/31/the-harvester-north-americas-only-carnivorous-butterfly/#comments "The caterpillars are small, slug-like creatures that frequently feed in groups. Locally, It is common to see several caterpillars together, working their way along greenbrier vine, chomping down all the aphids as they go. Amazingly, the aphids make no attempt…

blahblahblah23· 7 yrs ago 8

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What are your favorite TUSCL topics from 2018

For me it’s either the board split, which is a work in progress and the change in the way reviews are posted which feels like a big success.

twentyfive· 7 yrs ago 14

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Describe Nicole in a few words

For example, I will say that Nicole is sweet, nice, funny, and cool!

future POTUS and Senator in training· 7 yrs ago 61

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This is what happens when a TUSCL poster is hired as a teacher!

https://efukt.com/22661_show_and_tell_fail.html Brilliant!

4got2wipe· 7 yrs ago 7

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Crazy Family Holiday Stories

Do any of you have crazy relatives that do funny shit during the holidays? I am a little crazy but I did come from a long line of crazy. I am cleaning this story up to some degree...hahaha I got a Happy…

crazyjoe· 7 yrs ago 2
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