A reminder, HK border limo pickup requires you to go into HK when it arrives, you can't explore the streets or the taco carts yet. VIP free drink coupon every 12hrs but expires in 24hrs, if the bartender is…

At my age, I think having a threesome is the best of all worlds. If I fall asleep, at least the girls will have someone to talk too.

So I have two tickets to the championship game. I am planning on going up Friday night. I have read the reviews and there does not look to be a reason to club there. Should I bring…

Is this place closed??? Google it, several sites say it’s closed and the phone number doesn’t work

ever go to one? if so, what was your experience?

From a recent review of an NJ club - I'm intimately familiar w/ aggressive tip-parades in Miami and put my PL-foot down to deal w/ it but apparently NJ PLs can't bring themselves to say no to dancers in g-strings: Breathless Rahway,…

She looks young but if she is old enough she should be a stripper Wheely impressive https://imgur.com/gallery/dY77jNR

Because his arms were too short to reach his weiner

To all you tj mongers do you use pesos or dollars. I am thinking about using pesos to save money.

Also im acting like I'm in high school...I suddenly feel the urge to put makeup when theyre here now cuz I feel the urge to put makeup on whenever a guy is over even if he is ugly ugh Is…

Seriously, wasn't this already played out? I like a good flame war as much as the next person, but I can't imagine anyone here condones predatory behavior.

Today I am recalling the greatest April Fools stunt ever -- Sidd Finch, Mets pitcher who could throw 168 mph as featured on the cover of Sports Illustrated in 1985. Here is a wiki link, for those too young…

It has happened to me several times over the years. The latest one was last Saturday with a dancer that I have known for many years. She has only rarely been working at the club over the last couple of…

I don't normally pay much attention to poll work but damn Fast forward to 2:25 https://youtu.be/KcHAXXozU64

We are gathered here today to morn the loss of a very dear members of the tuscl church. Pistola/txtittyfag has passed away. This is such a senseless tragedy that was completely unnecessary. Pistola/txtittyfag passed away while eating Rocky Mountain Oysters.…

I use to go out with a girl who would drink till she puked. Take her out to a bar she would drink beer all night til she was ready to leave. Then she would do 2 or 3 shots.…

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Joe Biden has been criticized for standing behind a woman, leaning forward and smelling her hair. It is said that Biden “violated the woman’s personal space.” Good God Almighty! Next thing you know it will be considered “inappropriate” to politely sniff a…

After 6 years on this site, I was shocked to see a TUSCL newsletter in my e-mail inbox for the first time. I think it is a brilliant idea to have regularly contributing members pen the various columns. What was…

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. Why does an Ethiopian stripper give the…

FKK Motorcity Goes Out of Business The Detroit News March 31, 2019 America's first FKK club, the FKK Motorcity, has gone out of business. FKK (which stands for Freikorperkultur or Free Body Culture) is a German movement of…

No, not The Rolling Stones song, but the new review criteria that replaced dancers. I don't care for it and preferred the old dancers rating. I don't mind an additional rating called satisfaction even though it's not that…

Any of the dancers here going to be in KS this coming month? I’ve got money to play. My last visit to Salina was very fun. Wanting to have even more fun.

Ride-share mistake led to death of SC college student: https://wsvn.com/news/us-world/chief-ride-share-mistake-led-to-death-of-sc-college-student/

I will be going to Dallas soon. Baby Dolls specifically, although I might try Chicas Locas if the heat from LE subsides. I have been to Dallas and Baby Dolls twice in my life. The first time I came…