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RIP - AAF

Another pro football league bites the dust : http://www.espn.com/espn/story/_/id/26423928/aaf-immediately-suspend-operations?platform=amp

Warrior15Veteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 5 8

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The Blind Man

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room at the convent. They are warned however, by Mother Superior, that they are not to get so much as a drop of paint on their habits. They are unsure of how to…

440vikingElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 4

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Drank till she puked.

I use to go out with a girl who would drink till she puked. Take her out to a bar she would drink beer all night til she was ready to leave. Then she would do 2 or 3 shots.…

Musterd21Contributor7 yrs ago 5 16

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A few more...

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q What's…

440vikingElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 4 5

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Ever been fingering a stripper, look down at your hand and think...

Ever been fingering a stripper, look down at your hand and think, yeah that'll fit? Then just go for it? Did that for the first time over the weekend lol.

-me7 yrs ago 7 5

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LAP DANCES NOW UNLAWFUL, STATE ATTORNEY WARNS OF ‘SLIPPERY SLOPE’

Israel has outlawed lap dances. When I was in Tel Aviv in 2017, I found a number of strip clubs, one of which was in a very nice area about a 10-minute walk from my 5-star hotel.…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 2

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Minneapolis

So I have two tickets to the championship game. I am planning on going up Friday night. I have read the reviews and there does not look to be a reason to club there. Should I bring…

DaddillacElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 5 34

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Centrevile Ill 2AMer.

CENTREVILLE, Ill. – An investigation is underway after a man was found shot to death in the parking lot of a Centreville strip club early Tuesday morning. When police arrived, they found 23-year-old Rodnathan Crumble with gunshot wounds. He was rushed…

shadowcatElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 6

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Hey

How are you guys

ParisB7 yrs ago 1 9

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SA. No shows?

We all know strippers are notoriously unreliable. I'm going to assume this translates to SA girls too. So what's your initial meet noshow rate? I'm seriously considering scheduling 2 SA dates for 1 night, ( like 90 minutes apart )…

3131Contributor7 yrs ago 2 30

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Why did the PL say his ATF was his drug?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. Why did the PL say his ATF…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 1

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Sometimes the Sexiest Women Are the Ones You CAN’T See

Women around the world work hard to get our attention. They shave their legs, their pits and (some of them) their koochies. They spend lots of time and money on their hair and their makeup. Women put themselves on display…

reverendhornibastardElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 7

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Three Year Old Review

I just rejected a review that started out like this: “was on weekend visit in Chattanooga back in summer 2016 when i stopped here” WTF? A review from a visit three years ago? At least he was honest. If he…

doctorevilElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 18

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founder. hk club comments.

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club Comments (club wall) seem to be limited to 100 available to see on my device. the older comments drop off as a new comment is posted. my very first comments are not visible.

JascoiVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 5

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Not a Floriduh story!

A Rising City man tried to pay for an hourlong private dance at a Lincoln strip club with counterfeit $100 bills last week, a police spokeswoman said. An employee at The Foxy Gentleman's Club, 1823 O St., called police just before…

shadowcatElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 1

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Threesomes are great for all involved!

At my age, I think having a threesome is the best of all worlds. If I fall asleep, at least the girls will have someone to talk too.

Nidan111Contributor7 yrs ago 1 14

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This is Badass

She looks young but if she is old enough she should be a stripper Wheely impressive https://imgur.com/gallery/dY77jNR

MackTruckContributor7 yrs ago 3 11

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“I thought I danced for you before!”

Lol. I recently went back to one of my favorite SCs on a Monday night after a month had passed since being there previously. Lol. Last time I was there, I got an excellent grind with some great extra attention.…

Nidan111Contributor7 yrs ago 1 9

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Stumbled on this purely by accident

I don't normally pay much attention to poll work but damn Fast forward to 2:25 https://youtu.be/KcHAXXozU64

elmer7 yrs ago 6 8

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Heading on my KS run this month.

Any of the dancers here going to be in KS this coming month? I’ve got money to play. My last visit to Salina was very fun. Wanting to have even more fun.

Nidan111Contributor7 yrs ago 3 15

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Greatest April Fools Day hoax EVER

Today I am recalling the greatest April Fools stunt ever -- Sidd Finch, Mets pitcher who could throw 168 mph as featured on the cover of Sports Illustrated in 1985. Here is a wiki link, for those too young…

pensionkingVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 9 18

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Satisfaction?

No, not The Rolling Stones song, but the new review criteria that replaced dancers. I don't care for it and preferred the old dancers rating. I don't mind an additional rating called satisfaction even though it's not that…

theDirkDigglerVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 4 4

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AXE BODY SPRAY

Now *this* is the most junior high thread on TUSCL. No other thread can surpass it.

nicespiceContributor7 yrs ago 15

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My Doppelgänger is Having More Fun Than I Am!

I had a very odd conversation with a stripper recently. I had just entered the club and taken a seat as she was getting off the stage. She seemed to be in a hurry to join me. Ordinarily I…

reverendhornibastardElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 4 9

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When i cum at a club I'm not supposed 2

I usually tip well like double the fee as a thank you for risking your job for my pleasure

JuiceBox69Elite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 4
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