Had a few bucks left on a prepaid visa..... getting bored with no clubs open. What a waste. I mean, it's nice to see a few girls I recognize from the club. But not nearly worth ANY cash. Not as…

12 days for me.

They said a mask and gloves was all you needed to go to the grocery store. They lied. Everybody else had clothes on.

Take a break from 'rona , frustration over closed SCs, and lockdowns NOT A B&W PHOTO -- charcoal drawings by DYLAN EAKIN - per the artist - lots and lots of patience required - 100 hours per portrait. Ex. 1 Boobs…

This is no laughing matter anymore and not something that fat scared seniors living in gated communities in S. Florida can't just poo poo away. My office is in a tourist area and the property manager on the same…

The 6 foot rule was just for our protection. They had the foresight to see this pandemic coming. I thank them for it. I take umbrage to all the name calling at Nashville strip clubs. While your stuck at home…

Any girls available

Here is the great Impressionist painter Salvador Dali's vision of TUSCL PL's during the COVID-19 outbreak: https://learnodo-newtonic.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/The-Great-Masturbator-1929-Salvador-Dali.webp

I hope we stick to this. I believe these viruses will be the norm in the future and we cant hide in our houses for 3 months every 3 years. https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-during-fox-news-coronavirus-townhall-signals-desire-to-ease-guidelines-we-have-to-get-back-to-work

or are you? http://www.joeydevilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/i-have-an-enormous-favor-to-ask-you.jpg

look in the mirror. Title couldn’t say it.

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q Why are strippers like slinkies? A They're…

It is the little quiet moments in the midst of, the sometimes chaotic, life that seem to give the rest extra-special meaning? Title couldn’t say it all.

"Had a dancer leave a snail trail down my cheek during a dance in a broken down booth by a file cabinet. Thought my face was going to melt...", - wallanon, PM about a 24 hour club that another TUSCLer…

How do you think the strip club experience would be once they reopen ? Would we have the luxury of generous 2 way dances ? Would love to hear how you envision the "Future of strip clubs" would look like

realizing that you are perfectly happy without the thing you thought you needed. Title couldn’t say it all.

Just watch this clip for exactly 30 seconds (0:27 to 0:57). https://youtu.be/DUrlNHTxuJM?t=27 Or this clip on Twitter: https://twitter.com/MartyBent/status/1242090758821351432?s=20 "An infinite amount of cash at the Federal Reserve"

My job told me to go home today for a month :-( and since I've no home, well, I rent a couch in Craiglist Roomshare, it's sux staying home with these strangers all day and weeks. So I decided…

Bit of a dated-article but I was not aware of it: Waitress Caught Stealing Over $8,000 in Tips From Credit Cards at Strip Club A waitress at a strip club in Northwest Miami was caught by her manager stealing thousands of dollars…

I've had girls in strip clubs tell me they think they can strip into their thirties and forties. Is this wishful thinking on their part? The strippers I've known for a long time seem to start to have their club…

You now have the ability to publish articles. Feel free to tell us all sorts of stories in this time of CoronaVirus.

Need some advice on burner number apps. Do any of you use them, if so which app provides the best service, or are they all much the same? Also, is it possible to use the burner number on…

Looks like slowly but surely all the pompano clubs are closing due to this covid-19. Any still open?

https://www.oregonlive.com/coronavirus/2020/03/portland-strip-club-forced-to-close-so-dancers-now-do-delivery.html Portland finds a way. Close down her strip clubs, and dancers will do delivery. That’s what’s happening at the Lucky Devil Lounge at 633 S.E. Powell Blvd. The club was forced to close with Gov. Kate Brown’s mandate to stem the…

Q. What does it mean when a stripper is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.