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Sometimes for me after a while I start to take the hint that she might not be interested anymore. I'll take a recent chat from a stripper I got her number for OTC. It's started off just fine I thought…

Not a single day goes by where I see on my newsfeed that Elizabeth Hurley is half naked posting selfies. I usually ignore it but today I took a look and wow, that is a "barely there" dress and…

Another rock group getting into the bourbon/whisk(e)y business. https://whiskeyraiders.com/bourbon/motorhead-ace-spades-bourbon/

Jules : I want you to go in that bag, and find my wallet. Pumpkin : Which one is it? Jules : It's the one that says Bad Motherfucker. I recommend keeping a separate Strip Club Wallet (SCW) in your Liquid LapDance Pants…

I have come up with a number of ways to use our leftover Christmas ham, but I am open to additional suggestions. Items on the menu include: - Ham and rottelini cheese casserole using a parmesan and mozzarella cheese sauce (which…

NASA just hired theologians to discuss the reaction to alien contact https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/nasa-enlists-theologians-to-assess-how-we-would-react-to-alien-life/ar-AAS7KE3 So…what do you perverts think the aliens are going to do when they arrive? My bet: they offer a perfect covid vaccine that is 100% effective but we also…

Boxing Day traditionally lands on December 26 each year, known as “Day of Goodwill” in South Africa is about giving to the less fortunate. Boxing Day is celebrated on countries that were settled by the British Commonwealth, and originated because the…

As of a result of some research I was conducting i discovered this fact. The UK has been on the metric system since 1965 but bra sizes still use inches.

McDonald’s and IBM are partnering to develop robotic drive-thru windows The statement from McD reads “The merger between IBM and McD Labs was necessary because the next phase of development is "beyond the scale of our core competencies." that’s funny coming from…

I got me a Bible autographed by Jesus. As you would expect it was a truly wonderful and profound sentiment: Keep on Truckin’ - Jesus H. Christ

A dancer gave me 5 red roses for X-mas. But I didn't gruffly put them down the garbage disposal. I instead put them in a vase with some water. So looks like I actually am a gurlymon.

I’ve been to the Pony a half dozen times in the past year and cannot see how this club could be rated in the top 100 clubs. It is currently rated #11 on the tuscl Top40. No way

I seen a few girls post on there Instagram stories that the have covid. So if any one has visited in the last couple of weeks get check and if your planning on visiting stay safe!! It was more the…

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Hello, I've never been to a SC in the Chicago area. What are some of your faves? Full nudity a must.....

I’m sorry if that was as bigoted. I’ll censor next time. I should’ve said X mas. And God Bless America 🇺🇸 oops sorry to offend! I know, I know, racist. I know.

This thread gave me the idea: https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=78127 I've done online dating for years, and met everything from one night stands to serious relationships. I've met maybe 25 women in the last year and have 3 dates in the next week from women…

At least I assume it was a mastectomy. Not sure what else it would be. No nipples left. Two big scars. And the oddest thing ... One side she was flat and the other side had an implant that was…

I got a Buttress pillow. https://thebuttresspillow.com/products/the-omg-look-at-that-buttress-pillow?variant=31897764167741&gclid=CjwKCAiAn5uOBhADEiwA_pZwcIJabZ09V5QEgJUV6D4gG_NK1XGB9tlTrIA2Y6rjeKfPWmxBEuC3BRoCnisQAvD_BwE WTF do I do with it now?

Has anyone here had very good success with online dating? Looking to dig my feet back into it starting next year. I do enjoy time spent with strippers/escorts but do miss the intimacy that comes with a significant other. I’m not a stud…

Title couldn’t say it all. “Christmas trees and gift-giving on Dec. 24 in Germany did not spread to other European Christian cultures until the end of the 18th century and did not come to North America until the 1830s.” “How Christmas became…

To me if a strip club didn't re open yet by now it's probably not gonna happen I'm guessing. Taking stock around you were there any casualties in your neck of the woods? I could think of a few around…

Trolling at its highest level https://youtu.be/CpVgkqCw7Nw

I've never been to the Pompano clubs early in the day. I see DD and Cheetah list an opening time of 1130am. Anyone have experience at an early dayshift here? Do dancers start that early?

The CDC is at it again. https://www.cdc.gov/media/releases/2021/a1223-Listeria-Outbreak.html Claiming bagged salad MIGHT contain Listeria that could make you sick and possibly kill you. Everyone knows you can't trust the CDC. They've been wrong at every turn! and now they want to…