I am going to da Landry Mat on Fridays nite from. Now ON

Even I know enough about laundry not to mix whites and...ah, nevermind.

There was one of those "duds and suds" places near the university of Cincinnati years back. It seems like a good idea, while you're waiting 30 minutes for your clothes to wash, have a beer. I used to have a "special friend" who would meet me at the laundromat. While my clothes were washing we'd go to my van and she'd polish my knob.