Overheard in the dressing room of a sad Florida strip club last night… “Hey Mercedes…what did you do over the weekend?” “Oh nothing much, Lexus…got a tattoo on my butthole. That's about it.” “OMG what was that like?” “It felt SO F*CKING GOOD…SO GOOD!” Go…

And now we present science news that will get you out of the dog house: men don't stare at cleavage because they're horny dirtbags. Men stare at boobs because ALL HUMANS do. A new study in Science Daily says that…

From the TUSCL glossary: Sneaking a peak to outright ogling of a nearby dancer performing a personal dance (table, friction, etc) for another guy. - Rod8432 Snowtime & I were at Rod's favorite club yesterday and we were buying a lot of…

I think there are two things that would greatly improve TUSCL. First, instead of just having "Reviews" of clubs, there should be two options, "Reviews" and "Comments" or "Visit Reports". Most of what gets posted as a reviews are really…

Are there any strip clubs in the New York City metro area with lots of asian dancers? I've been to Sin City in the Bronx and Lace in West Nyack, and there is a mix of latina girls, girls…

How often do fellow tusclers recreate themselves on this site ? I've been suspect of 5 or 7 usernames but honestly I only own 2 tuscl user names Feel free to have fun with this and at the same time some info…

Ever get a blowjob in the club and fart while you orgasimed ?

I have had a stripper leave the club with me in years past but I was familiar with her. I had two different occasions where someone asked me for a ride. I guess most people just say no.…

The Brits put on great opening ceremony, but this closing ceremony is fucked. Ok, I get the hot chick, but what's with black guy in the orange prison suit.

Sexual power stimulant drug Viagra has topped the list of most counterfeited brand during 2011, according to a report of an international body. Sildenafil citrate, which is also sold as Viagra, is among the top 15 counterfeited brands in terms of…

Do prostitutes have the right to work in hotels in Australia, regardless of whether a hotel owner wants them there or not? That's the surprising question that Australia's lodging industry is grappling with this week, in light of a unexpected ruling…

My eyes are weary and shit, but could swear Hong Kong was ranked 2 behind Adelita in them top strip club ranking until very recently. Now it's at 7. RickDugan's been discussing the fine points of them titty bars in…

MUNHALL, Pa. - A man was shot at a Munhall strip club early Sunday, police said. Investigators said someone started shooting through the back door of Club Pink on 8th Street about 1 a.m., injuring one man. The victim was taken…

The "monthly budget" thread got me reflecting. In a few months, I'll be 52, and my birthday will also mark the 35th anniversary of my first trip to a strip club. When I think back on all the hours, days…

I've seen many misuse of this term lately, especially when referring to women. For the longest time, petite has been a term used to refer to short women, regardless of how thin or fat she is. However, in…

Sum twat was gvg me shat cuz I poked ovr a hundred strippr bitches. Wat i didnt mention is that was ovr the past 3-4 yrs and easily trow in another hundred bjs and hjs. I kno this is not…

Been loving the hell out of my atf. Thus far its been three months of seeing her ever night for dinner and sex. God I love this girl !!! Thank I will take her on a vacation spoon boys.

Most of my hobby money goes for pussy, not buying dances. This was not true when I started strip clubbing and a friend would always tell me "well you coulda spent that getting pussy." I am VIP at…

http://globalgrind.com/entertainment/maliah-michel-stripper-ne-yo-photos Does anyone agree that she's Number 1 ? The photos show a girl with a huge ass! Rappers seem to love her, but I would not spend a dollar on her.

What does Chris Rock know? http://www.wtsp.com/news/local/article/267791/8/RED-ALERT-Strip-clubs-among-cleanest-kitchens-in-Tampa-Bay

Has anyone noticed the Rythmic Gymnastics? That stuff is cool as shit!

Any recommendations for the Akron Ohio area? Here are my recent experiences: Mars: Hottest dancers and best food but very tame contact. Doesn't open until 4pm. Jen's Den: Good place but looking for alternatives. Centerfold: Too much of a dive. Might give…

I've had girls point out that this guy offered 6000 for a night, that guy offered 10,000 for a weekend, another guy 2 weeks in Europe plus shopping, and another 25,000 for an arrangement. I dunno, but when I see…

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anyone ever connected with a dancer that you felt might be a "sexaholic". I am referring to girls that just can't get enough prick. think I may have met one in a club in Houston last week.…