Caught or Almost Caught?

Last week I stopped at one of my favorite clubs. The had one of those customer survey cards on the bar and I started to fill it out. Then a lovely dancer stopped by, so I put the card in my pocket and forgot about it. Until a few days later when my SO was about to start the laundry; she always checks pockets for money, keys, receipts, etc. Fortunately, I was able to retrieve the card just in time. With the club's name and logo on the card, it would be impossible to explain it as anything else.

Any stories about how you've been caught or almost caught? What tripped you up?