It would be coo-el to see how we'll SassyBecca's wisdom aligns with Duo's... How do you react when... 1. Juicebro, obviously trippin' balls on a mixture of cough syrup, LSD, crack, and yoo-hoo, begins to have a vision o' the LORD when…

Perhaps my Miami brethren can clue me in, but I recently met up with a chick who claimed to work at Tootsies when I was on the road. The claim she made was that a real balls to the wall…

Q: Why do Jewish men like to watch hooker videos backwards? A: They like the part where the girl gives the money back

How many waitresses have you picked up and fucked ?

I love them Duke Blue devils

We can't have a TUSCL Convention with our GoodSouthernBoy and Lionshare. Theses two brothers have really made an impact on me for the positive. We can't club without them.

What is your fav Lap Dance Moves ?

Song from the Broadway musical "Sweet Charity" (1966). Things don't change much, do they? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDxaky9E0y4

Hoe many fella tusclers get off fucking a dancer that is at the end of her career ?

I've traveled all the way from Norway to Las Vegas, I'm a young guy with more than enough money and would like to get some tips about the strip clubs in Vegas. I've heard a lot of nice stuff about…

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WATERLOO, Iowa — Two people have been hospitalized and a third is behind bars following a fight at a strip club early this morning. Officers were called to Flirts, 319 Jefferson St., shortly before 2 a.m. today (Friday) for a large…

Two men are behind bars after Albuquerque police found underage exotic dancers working at a strip club on San Mateo Boulevard. According to APD, an officer was tipped off about minors performing nude at Palms Gentlemen's Club and responded to the…

Even though Google Glass just banned porn, the adult industry still looks to adapt and drive new technology. Whether its interactive motion-controlled porn, sexual avatars, biofeedback or 3D video, the adult industry looks to perfect and broaden the commercialization of new…

OTTAWA — An eight-month drug investigation in Gatineau culminated Thursday with the arrest of three people and the seizure of almost 300 grams of cocaine and $14,000 cash. Gatineau police said they executed two search warrants at 6:30 p.m. Thursday. The first…

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So there has been recently been TUSCL conventions in Phoenix and Miami. I was thinking the next convention should be in Vegas. I was thinking late September early October. Maybe late evening early night. We could go to the club…

I recently started a thread about the quirk which I have of taking photos of dancers I've been with and found many responders who do the same. My ATF let me scroll through the pictures on her phone and I…

When in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which…

This is kind of related to a discussion that SlickSpic posted about 2nd chances. However, it is a reverse situation. I have at times been the "victim" of what I can best describe as a damn good lapdance…

OK, I am relatively new to this board, so I don't know what the hell this means. What is LDK style? I know that LDK stands for Lap Dance King (right?), but this obviously means something to the…

I dont have a CF per say but more like 2 girls at one club I like. Actually 3 now as one from another club told me she hss switched to the club I like the best. Dancers tend to…

"There seemed to be many regulars that the dancers sit with for longer periods of time."--from a review of a strip club where I'm a regular. I'm a regular at 2 strip clubs, and I've noticed that many reviewers comment about…

ATLANTIC CITY — The country's first strip-club-in-a-casino will open in August, according to reports. Scores, the New York-based franchise, will open its $25 million entertainment complex in the Trump Taj Mahal in August, according to a report by The Press of…

Just for the sake of argument would you rather grope her or have her grope you. And NO for this exercise you cannot have it both ways.:) I would prefer to be groped. I can get off from a HJ but…