OMG can't believe I am asking this on this board but considering many people on here think similar to me, maybe you guys can give some good advice. I can't tell my friends about this, because with their lack…

Who was your favorite juggy girl? Mine was juggy Suzanne. I loved it when they were getting people to sign a petition to make the staten of liberty sexier?

I am a regular, she text me personal stuff, we saw outside the club a couple of times, but she changes...sometimes she is warm, close, other times sharp...gives some quick cheek kisses... She gives me the BEST lap dances ever,…

My ATF has been a stripper for about 7 years. I first met her almost 5 years ago and have seen her OTC at least once a week for the last four years. She has a BF who's been with…

ROCK HILL {NC} — A Cherokee County man left a Rock Hill strip club with a black and swollen eye after police say an exotic dancer accused him of stealing her wallet and $180 cash after a private dance Tuesday…

Was recently diagnosed w/ a gallstone (just 1). GP said that means surgery to remove the gallbladder but referred me to a specialist (Gastro) b/c I also had another issue. Gastro specialist said he does not recommend surgery unless I am having…

You know...like Maurice -- occupation, space cowboy and midnight toker

Back when Deja Vu Ontario(So Cal, not Canada) was up and running, they would periodically have car washes. I went a couple of times on Saturday afternoons. The ladies looked great in bikini tops and daisy dukes.…

With the recent thread about porn star features at strip clubs, I got to thinking, which is never good for anybody. I started thinking about strip club gimmicks. The different shenanigans that strip clubs do to attract more…

I asked my CF last night how many of her customers LDK during a lap dance. She said it was 100% in the VIP, and around 60% during regular lap dances. She then thought about this a little…

WTF? I come here in the morning for some erudite conversation...er, lulz and inappropriate posts 'bout tits, ass, and strippers...er, hookers. But nobody is engaging in said conversation! OK, Juice has drifted away and I hope that crazy mofo is getting…

I walked into a club this afternoon about 3pm, sat at the bar, ordered a drink and smiled at the dancer on a satellite stage a few feet away. After my drink came I stepped over to give the,…

Plane was full of corpses? peshaw! Ukrainian rebels couldn't shoot it down. Yah...right. Turns out it was Steven mothahfucking Spielberg. www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/steven-spielberg-shot-malaysia-airlines-flight-mh17

CLYMAN - A veteran is accused of confronting a gentleman's club employee in a road rage clash in Dodge County. He says she was driving too fast. "I said it would be nice if you would slow down…

Elle MacPherson is 50, so she's clearly too old for me. http://www.tmz.com/2014/07/17/elle-macpherson-bikini-photo/

From a recent article "On one of my visits, a couple girls sat with me and I bought them drinks. One was a bit older (late 30's but quite beautiful) and the other was probably just 18 or 19 and…

This is what they're reporting: A. It was the ORIGINAL missing Malaysian plane being used for terrorist purposes B. The Ukraine was trying to shoot down Putin's plane C. The plane was already filled with corpses to make the Russians look bad D. It's…

CITY hipsters finding that a tattoo on their arm, leg or torso is just a little, well, ordinary, have discovered a new trend — tattooing their teeth. But the craze can be harmful, local medical experts warned. In the United States, tooth…

Imagine you have a girl friend who you don't know is a stripper. You know she has a part time "legit" job but nothing about the stripping. She doesn't know of your "hobby". One afternoon you visit a…

I just chanced upon the Top 10 list and I was shocked to see that it is topped by a massage parlour in Mississauga. I have been in that joint, Allure, and I can tell you that are many much…

MILWAUKEE (WITI) — Milwaukee police are investigating a fatal shooting that allegedly took place outside a strip club near 26th and State Street early Sunday morning, July 20th. The shooting happened in the street. Police say a 32-year-old Milwaukee man was shot…

BROOKYLN, Ill. - Police in the Village of Brooklyn, Illinois are asking for the public's help in identifying a person of interest in connection with a shooting at a local strip club. According to Brooklyn Police Chief Tony Tomlinson, police were…

So yesterday I asked one of my favorites why M...... got kicked out of the club. She said the word going around in the dressing room is that she was taking it in the ass in VIP and shit on…

If you put the easy to swallow coating they put on Advil and vitamin pills on your dick would that increase your chances of bbbj or lower the tip requirements?

I had an interesting conversation with the CF yesterday. It went on like this... CF: Would you consider it cheating if you found out your girlfriend is making out with another girl? Me: Ummmm, no. CF: Why? Me: Because... CF: yeah???? and... Me: I just feel…