"Happy", by Pharrell Williams. 'nuff said. I love it.

I've read the ladies on SW complain about the summer slow down. I wasn't sure that applied to my neck of the woods (Miami) but I SCed last Th and Fr nights and the Th eve place was dead which is…

What would you do if one of the dancers you knew suddenly changed appearance or personality and you didn't know when she might change back? I had a blond dancer suddenly become brunette on me last night. I was wondering…

Check out this chick... www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/05/brianne-altice-new-allegations_n_5652649.html Charged with rape and sodomy of a 16 and 17 year old student. Alas, the sodomy charge appears to reflect oral. I would NOT have been damaged by some fucky and some sucky with a MILF like…

As I'm sitting watching a rain delay in the PGA Championship I'm reminded of the late great George Carlin's quote to the effect that watching golf on TV is like watching two flies fuck. I just tried to call…

Didn't we have a thread about Christy Mack recently? http://www.fightofthenight.com/news/war-machine-suspect-in-alleged-assault-of-girlfriend-christy-mack

Which one of the gun-loving dudes with stripper issues was involved in this shit? My X-rated reality nightmare: www.salon.com/2014/08/07/myxratedrealitynightmare Questions.... 1. Do you always refer to your SO's pussy as a "cock holster"? 2. Do you think the gun was loaded? 3. If you use…

I can barely keep them all straight! The board seems to be "Heavily into music and movies and tv shows" here recently. I guess we enjoy talking about this stuff. Who knew?

http://elitedaily.com/envision/competition-to-find-the-best-brazil/702954/

Ok so I don't post much in here and had taken some time from the hobby off after an odd turn with previous dancer. Way too much stripper shit. Anyways, I was in a more upscale club in my…

Okay, this one is totally subjective, no criteria whatsover, it just depends on what makes you laugh. Personally, I can't recall a big long list of really funny movies. Many where kinda humorous, but how many films did I actually laugh…

My people, help me. I've been wanting to explore the newly remodeled Tropical Lei but to no avail. I was kidnapped to a Martini party last night(I'm a Stone & a stoner), a bbq today(not too bad), a…

A girl that I took OTC the other night had one stop request. She asked that I stop at the gas station to buy her a 40 of Bud Light. Now this was a hot piece of ass who wanted…

Rolling into Rancho farmerart after my European vacation the first thing that I see is a cat running down the lane with a bird in its mouth. Before I even unpack the F-150 I get the shotgun out of the…

I was waiting for her to join me at the hotel lounge. I smiled as she walked in, looking pretty & sassy in a breezy little sundress. I felt the familiar rush as she hurried past a group of…

Must have been off-the-hook! Can't wait to hear all the sordid tales of debauchery!! 🎉🎈🎂🎁

There is nothing quite as hot, in my opinion, as that beautiful girl next door look. You know, the type of girl who is naturally beautiful and holds herself in a respectable, elegant and casually confident, yet down to…

"Strippers, redheads, or anyone named Tiffany"...hilarious! http://youtu.be/hKWmFWRVLlU

http://wtkr.com/2014/08/06/woman-stressed-out-with-bad-cat-posts-video-to-get-rid-of-it/ I dont like the cat, but I wouldnt mind seeing those puppies!

How do you keep a politician from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

WARSAW, Ohio – Dancers at an Ohio strip club plan to protest topless outside of an Ohio church during this Sunday's services, reports state. New Beginnings Ministries in Warsaw has been standing against Foxhole North in Walhonding for several years, and…

The two women in the racy Jerry Jones pics that surprisingly hit the Internet this week say they had nothing to do with the leak or alleged extortion attempt. They're lawyering up anyway, though, because they're victims too. Jerry Jones Photos: WTH…

Thinking of taking a trip to a couple of the top rated clubs on this list. Given the action, I am thinking some vitamin v is in order for repeat performances. I hear it is available int…

I'm going on a 2 week roadtrip. From Louisiana to NYC. I was thinking about going to Memphis, but I start my trip on Monday. Unless you guys have a good reason that I should stop. I'm going to Atl…

Based on your travels, which club would get the title as the #1 strip club in the world (or U.S.) for hottest dancers? Out of these clubs below, any of you TUSCLers been to all or the majority of them within…