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I had a first tonite. I went to eat at Twin Peaks and I had the hottest waitress in the place. She was at least a 9.5 if not a 10 in my book. She was kind of shy but…

How many does it take to satisfy a stripper ?

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Two dyslexics walked into a bra A pirate walked into a bar with a steering wheel from a sailing ship strapped around his groin. "Doesn't that hurt?", said the bartender. The pirate replied, "arrrrr, it be driving me nuts!"

Did anyone else see Rick get a manicure? He has meat hands. Is that better or worse than sausage fingers?

For a guy who would rather pay a hooker to play miniature golf with him than have sex with her. Why the need to kid himself that he is being altruistic? Or maybe he's just a homo...

Would you listen to me? You should cuz your a bunch of retards and I am so smart. I will tak about the naked girls and how clean the bathroom is when I jerk off and tell you if any…

I had to look it up on Urbandictionary and this is what I got: The most annoying piece of shit in the world. It is commonly used by attention seeking whores. Some uses for it USED to be: Number sign Sharp…

HAGER CITY, Wis. — Two suspects are in custody after a fight early Saturday at the Border Lounge, a Wisconsin strip club just across the Mississippi River from Red Wing. The fight left a 28-year-old man from Port Clinton, Ohio,…

If you got to your favorite Strip club after a long hiatus and you were really excited to go. You walk in with a turgid boner and all the dancers were over 200 pounds. One grabs tour junk and starts…

Hmmm... I thought they were hookers. But Stevie-girl says they are civillians. Having trouble understanding that one. Can anyone explain? Does it have something to do with the Winter War?

I have been getting dances from this girl for several months and we have gone as far as we can go at the table. We need to move on to the next step. I live 37 miles south of the…

I recently met a dancer who spent a lot of time in the club's dressing room getting ready to start her shirt; maybe 45-50 minutes. Much longer than most dancers I've known. But she looked incredible and I…

Demand a divorce during the wedding ceremony. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2837721/Saudi-husband-tells-bride-wants-divorce-wedding-seeing-face-time-photographer-asked-pose-pictures.html

Sex with a hooker or play miniature golf with her?

In the dream, I'm going back in time. I'm only 19. I'm 19 years young again. I've discovered the fountain of youth. I ascend to the tallest heights of the fountain, and I descend into her lowest depths. I…

The best thing about this story of an Oklahoma strip club is the picture of the club. The club is what we in the civilized parts of the nation call a a barn. http://www.kswo.com/story/27400357/strip-club-busted-for-after-hours-parties

Sheesh! "only about one in four Americans believe that the U.S. economy and job market are getting better. Worse still, a full 75% of Americans believe that it is hard to keep up with bills and save for retirement. While the economy…

I'm planning a trip to Detroit (assuming that I can save up enough money for it) to make a round of the strip clubs there. I'm from Chicago. (Atlantis is my favorite club here at the moment.) I'd be…

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SPRINGFIELD {MA}- A man accused of threatening employees at a city strip club with a gun was arrested Sunday night by city and state police. John Peloquin, 51, of South Hadley was arrested at about 8 p.m. near 775 Worthington St.,…

I've noticed that in the club, dancers have free reign to do things that normal people wouldn't do to you. I've had my blouse ripped off, my bra too, had i not started escaping. I've been fondled, smacked in the…

was watching the food network while eating lunch and saw a new show being aired. the show is called southern at heart. I then witness the following: a thick curvy blonde w/an awesome smile cooking some real good food. I…

I had received dances from both in the past but never knew they were related.

I need some advice on Atlanta clubs please. I have a very important customer that I occasionally entertain at strip clubs. Shortly he wants me to take him clubbing in Atlanta. He, like me, is looking for…