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What do you guys think about my new avatar? I think it's brilliant!

Hey, guys, gonna be in Houston for 48 hours starting tomorrow. Need some recommendations where to go for best experiences from the locals. Staying 59 & 610 area on the SW side (Galleria-ish), was planning to check out Chicas International…

There have been lots of threads in the past about ass hole bouncers and managers providing bad customer service. What is the best customer service you have gotten from management at a club?

I'm organizing all cats and we're going to go all wildebeest on your asses. Your future will look like this. https://youtu.be/r-OuszqRo6c Unless you see one of my elite troops. Then you'll just see a lion in a suit pointing an…

Y do so many hoes believe this is their pussy value ?

https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?200815-All-Time-Favorite-One-Liners-For-Selling-Dances This thread has some that not only wouldn't work for me, but would likely get that girl banned from our table -- the "grab your hand and pull" strippers get summarily booted, but I have little patience for the "reach…

I'm in the process of reading, "What do Women Want?: Adventures in the Science of Female Desire" by Daniel Bergner, which explores curent knowledge, research, and history comparing men's libido and women's desire for sex. Interestingly, women who are…

If you're still using "LOL" in texts, on Facebook, or on TUSCL, you are behind the times. Using LOL to respond to something funny is now passe' According to stats released by facebook, if you're still using LOL, you are…

Two buddies go to a strip club. They see an attractive stripper, tip her and buy her some drinks. Then the first guy takes the stripper to VIP for some extras. When he comes back he says, "My wife…

We always seem to hear about professional athletes hitting the strip clubs, along with musicians (okay -- rappers) and other celebrities. But what about other celebrities? And would we mind bumping into them at a strip club? I never expected…

I recently separated from my wife of 15 years and started going to strip clubs on the weekends. I hadn't been to a club in years and I was surprised when some of the dancers that I had taken…

How many times do you go to a strip club each month and what is your normal monthly budget? I average two visits a month and spend about $400 monthly.

Is anyone else annoyed reading passage after passage filled with reputation and rumor written by PLs that seemingly haven't left the security of their laptops in, like, forever? Instead of telling us about places you might have read about or heard…

Shailynn's thread for the ideal place in the US: https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=36556 But how about outside the US? Do people want to live in an FKK Club? Lots of Americans live in the sex districts of Thailand and the Philippines. Remember…

I just saw this on a web page for a strip club. " Build your own bloody mary at our famous bloody mary bar!" Just how many ingredients can you put into a Bloody Mary?

Have any of you all been to or have knowledge of this place. I will be working in the area in a couple of months and have been doing my due diligence on clubs and came across this place. http://www.15thavetheater.com/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUxBiQWuHz8 Is simply…

Have ever perused the Back Page adds for escort services. Many of the best looking (best pictures anyway as I have no first hand experience with Back Page) girls in their 20's and 30's virtually all say they want middle…

Condolences upon the death of gridiron great former N. Y. Giant hall of famer among the last of the players who played offense & defense sad way to start a new football season. He was one of the first…

Why? This implies one stripper is better than the rest. There are so many strippers, why limit yourself to just one or treat one like she's special?

A young man wanted to give his grandpa a special present for his 90th birthday, and so he sent a stripper to his house. The stripper arrived at the old man's home, dressed in a sexy outfit. She said to…

A McDonald's was destroyed by a huge explosion. The Mounties have no leads. The few survivors say that, just before the explosion, a lit stick of TNT came flying through the door, weighted with several dead cats.

VBD recently posted that sc has a DS? Is this true? Is it the new redhead? Why haven't I heard about this before? Did I miss an announcement? I expected the addition of DS to the glossary to…

Almost every time I think we've done it all. I think sex is finally going to become routine. I'm convinced that there aren't any new things that we can do to have the same earth shattering mutual orgasms…

Every once in a while a dancer will tell me she's celebrating her b-day at the SC and wants me to come by. I never have and don't really have the desire to; I assume she wants to be…

If you had to put this in order; 1- best. How would it go? 1. Nude club- nothing left to the imagination. 2. Bikini bar- booze, and a little something for the imagination. 3. AMP- can't comment, never been 4. Hostess…