When texting with a dancer, be sure you send the message to the correct one. I just sent a relatively new acquaintance a message that I intended for the DS. It had details of the things I'm planning to do with her body tonight. Of course this was better than sending the DS a message meant for another dancer. But still not the best start to a relationship.
This is not quite as bad as the time I typed in a dancers number wrong and ended up texting with a teenager who wanted to come to my house and give me a blow job. But still I ought to be able to keep them straight better than this.
Anybody ever had any repercussions from sending a text to the wrong stripper?

