Dancer profiles are now available! Free VIP for dancers, apply now. More info

Advertisement

Discussions

Community conversations about clubs & nightlife

Post

Front Room

OT MIT engineer gives forgot2wipe run for his money hasn't showered in 12 years

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread1083039/pg1 apparently no gf either. I think if I didn't shower, my body oils would dissolve all kinds of things on contact. Already dissolving paints on phones and keypads

sharkhunterVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 3 8

Front Room

Brady Balls

rickdugan PMed me about playing with Brady balls after a hard evening of stroking bouncers and greasing managers! Doesn't surprise me one bit.

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 5

Front Room

Tuscl names that I wish I had chosen

Ever see a tuscl name that you wish you'd chosen? This is the one I'd like to have: PotHeadPL https://www.tuscl.net/u.php?UID=202314 Second choice, Hugh_G_Rection https://www.tuscl.net/u.php?UID=171311

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 4 7

Front Room

Could I start stripping?

Hi, I figure this would be a good place to post my question. I want to start stripping to save up for a breast lift... but I don't really know if a girl with saggy breasts could make any money…

Rox329711 yrs ago 16 59

Front Room

Best part of my night

I really enjoyed watching this drunk fat civvy girl sexually harass the bouncers. Considering how often I see them paw the dancers, it was fun seeing a female customer push a bouncer's limits. The actual clubbing was okay, cheap because…

JamesSDContributor11 yrs ago 7 2

Front Room

OT: Reality Television

Are you a fan of reality television? Whenever I'm spending time with one of my civilian girls, they seem to always want to watch some type of reality show, especially those that are on MTV and VH1. I'm not a…

Mistah_Fetti_MorbuxxxVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 6 16

Front Room

She had a tattoo

It said Crazyjoe was here

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 1

Front Room

Epic entertainment at the club

I was at the club last night and a guy in a white polyester suit was talking the bouncers ear off. I walked up to get change and i overheard the guy in th suit askinf the bouncer if he…

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1

Front Room

make it rain $20s !

https://instagram.com/p/7QDbfONQUA/

just_the_nutsContributor11 yrs ago 2 7

Front Room

SW Dancer Seeking Advice

I'm sure the SW thread and *attached-pics* were not meant for our eyes but hey they were posted on a public website: SW Thread: -------------- Got turned down after audition, feedback please! Hello! So I have been looking to get back into dancing after about…

Papi_ChuloElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 3 38

Front Room

Work Life / Love Life Balance

I start to notice that the better I do at work the worse I do in love and the better I do it love the work I do at work. I have been on a roll lately with the ladies…

GACAVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 16

Front Room

Don't give me that look !

Dear McDonald's Cashier" Dont give me that look. Theres no age limit on a kids meal.

just_the_nutsContributor11 yrs ago 4 7

Front Room

Ranting 2 Da fifth degree

next month mcdonalds will begin serving breakfast all day yes this is it we are making progress as a society

just_the_nutsContributor11 yrs ago 1 8

Front Room

Confession

I can understand the Bruce Jenner controversy. I must confess, I was once a man trapped in a woman's body, but then my mother gave birth.

Mr_O11 yrs ago 11 4

Front Room

Is this an extra?

If a girl gives you brief pseudo-BJS through your shorts, is this considered an extra? One of the strippers at my club will do the usual lap dance moves--cowgirl ginding, reverse grinding, etc.--but will also get down on her knees…

IronFox22Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 8 117

Front Room

The Best Celebrity Breasts

http://www.brobible.com/girls/article/playboy-ranked-best-celebrity-breasts/

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 6 36

Front Room

I'm Proud of Myself

I'm starting this thread because for once I went to the strip club and didn't go into my pockets for more than what I planned to spend. Met this stripper (might become ATF2) at my usual spot and it…

Ch3ll11 yrs ago 9 25

Front Room

can't trust a stripper

https://instagram.com/p/7Pjz90tQfp/

just_the_nutsContributor11 yrs ago 1 2

Front Room

Dumb ass pedestrians

If a big fat lady starts walking across the street and you are forced to stop and watch her ugly fat ass waddle by, would you rather stop, or hit her and see if she bounces like a basketball? Not asking…

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 4 6

Front Room

ooooooo ! my nuts !

im still counting on one last wave of puberty to come really late and make me hot

just_the_nutsContributor11 yrs ago 2 6

Front Room

Another SW nonsense post

This from SW today: As the dance starts I say "Now do you know the rules? Just keep your hands at your sides and enjoy ." (technically touching is allowed/just not boobs or vagina but they don't need to know…

MeursaultVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 10 44

Front Room

I will not corrupt this one

This may sound a little ridiculous and I am a bit tipsy right now, but I saw a girl tonight who was so sweet and girl-next-door ish that I could not imagine running my normal shit on her. In…

rickduganElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 5 114

Front Room

OT: Brady exonerated - no surprise there.

Judge Richard M. Berman ruled that Brady’s four-game suspension by the NFL will be vacated. Duh, no surprise here. There was no case whatsoever. Not only did they have zero evidence that Brady was involved, but they…

rickduganElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 4 159

Front Room

News Flash

Tom Brady just signed an endorsement deal with Ashley Madison

motorheadElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 4 12

Front Room

Tampa advice, what about go South?

In regards to haujobb's request 4 tampa advice I have a related question: what about the areas south of tampa such as st pete, clearwater, largo, Pinellas pk and seminole? I rarely venture that far coming from Orlando but how…

IRmanElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 15 4
Advertisement