Just an FYI: There are a few very similar posts recently of complete newbies asking for information on Phoenix clubs. They've got no other posts/reviews to their name, and say things like "the reviews have changed a lot over the…

What is your opinion? Fuckable or not?

He feels that you hairless apes are a bit more boring than he expected. I've told him the quality of the exchanges on here varies and that it might be at a low ebb now. Squawk! Perhaps we can work together…

Things are really getting shitty in this election. http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2016/07/28/dems-to-pass-gas-during-dnc-fart-in.html

http://www.mandatory.com/2016/07/28/church-organist-arrested-for-shoving-his-penis-through-hole-in-b/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link

http://www.mandatory.com/2016/03/14/florida-man-speeding-home-to-use-bathroom-poops-in-squad-car-ins/

www.wateronline.com/doc/water-manager-spends-taxpayer-money-at-strip-clubs-sent-to-jail-0001

In case you wondered. It wasn't bad. Taste kinda like chicken. A few things that helped. A shower beforehand. A blunt beforehand. Closing my eyes also helped. i still knew where I was but for some reason this helped.

The DNC Convention is in town and there are less than 10 posts from Philly clubs this week? What gives?

Apparently they have been closed down for 180 days for violating a bunch of the things like "simulated sex acts" .... Shoot if I knew that was happening I would have gone there sooner. Look like ill have to wait…

Yo! I made a rap song in AutoRap by Smule, and it's awesome. Listen to it here: http://www.smule.com/p/731123488_525203678 Check it out and enjoy the laugh...more tuscl based raps coming soon One old fashion aka juice

I know it is not here yet but, why don't we have Halloween more often? Hot women can dress lie this every day as far as I am concerned... http://thechive.com/2014/10/29/this-is-why-men-look-forward-to-halloween-night-every-year-50-photos/

Yesterday afternoon I had a nice, pleasant surprise. Went for a matinee visit at the Minneapolis Deja Vu. Only three dancers working but one seemed familiar. Turns out she is the asian pornstar Gaia. She wasn't there as a feature…

http://www.providencejournal.com/news/20160727/dancer-says-she-was-robbed-assaulted-by-her-co-workers-outside-providence-strip-club

Title says it all Peyton Manning cleared of the false accusation of using HGH and PEDs Crybaby Brady finally gives up Their legacies are now cemented

Like him or not, many here don't, to put it mildly. President Obama gave a positive speech at the convention. Not surprising. Trump on the other hand, repeatedly downgraded the USA. Nice to know what we think. Trump…

Would you wear a kilt to a strip club?

I am dealing with one of these as I type. The little head is fighting with the big head as I type. Does anyone else struggle with this?

http://tinyurl.com/z7d7u7y Luckily I don't need any of this advice -- unlike most of you on TUSCL

Took a favorite to VIP today and she ended our 30 minute GFE with "That was fun". I can't think of a better way of putting it. Any other memorable quotes?

I've posted videos of gigantically jugged camgirl Katee Life (or Owen) before, but you won't want to miss this one, boys and girls! The jacket comes off at 1:00, the sweater at 2:00, and the pink bra at 3:00. At…

Back on July 5 at the Sting Club on Michigan Ave., a customer got unruly near the 2 am closing time, started fighting, pulled out his gun, pistol-whipped a patron, then started shooting. He shot a patron then escaped the…

Just noticed a new TUSCL menu option called "Better Than Craigslist" - have not checked it out.

https://youtu.be/BgCqf9GKYYg

Detroit-area strippers have pointed out plain clothes cops to me a number of times, and I once saw a Wayne County detective I had met before in a club. I don't know if any of them were on the…