Did Juice Open A Moving Company?

I know these new guys are running me out of business

I'm so moving.

Anyone know how to save money with a smooth move? lol.

Lol

I got a load they can help me unload

Wink wink

Isn't Juice a weight-lifter? That's the right athletic training for the moving business -- except your garage items would probably end up in your new living room.

Your business is in jepordy juicy

I've been exposed

You opened your ass whole

Lol

The first time I moved I hired a company that I ended up calling "doofus & sons." He had his teen sons helping and I swear that one of his kids was functionally illiterate. They used tags on the boxes that didn't stick well, so some boxes lost their numbers. It was a disaster.

Lesson learned: you get what you pay for in movers. I fear that "Juice's ace moving company" would be run in a similar way.

No disrespect to Juice, of course.

My favorite part of the move was the fact that they called an abstract sculpture I had a "BUG"

The piece is a reclining nude. I've never been able to look at it the same way since. It does kind of look like a big old bug!

True story!

LMFAO