One day, while strolling through heaven, near the pearly gates, Jesus notices Saint Peter motioning urgently to him. Jesus goes over to Saint Peter and asks if he can help, whereupon Saint peter says: "Jesus, I need to…

Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented out his boat to a group of out-of-staters who ended up sinking it. He spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as…

Title says it all! Lol!

Juice didn't pay enough attention at his trailer park party. One of his stripper tenants has a sister from Georgia. Juice gave his tenant a loan to bring the sister. Now he's been charged with violating the…

Bitcoin is garbage, so why is Fidelity doing this? https://www.reuters.com/article/us-fidelity-bitcoin-idUSKBN18J20P

So I'm in a club talking OTC with a dancer. No specifics, still just feeling each other out, so to speak. She nods in the direction of an old fat dude (older and fatter than me, anyway) sitting by himself…

I keep waiting to see when the Drunken Horse will be added here. Perhaps it has been but already deleted. I'm unsure. For those who are wondering, Mickey's - the best daytime club in Fayetteville, NC -…

For me, a funeral home, while a viewing was going on. I challenge anyone to beat that!

I am a dancer who is 100% natural. I am ambiguous and often mistaken for several different races. I have a body that most dancers pay for yet customers go for the "rachet , fake " girls. I often get…

Hi. I am a phone sex operator. I just love sex and everything about sex! I love flirting, foreplay and to touch and be touched everywhere. But I also like to talk to people and make…

[statement from kim dotcom] I know that Seth Rich was involved in the DNC leak. I know this because in late 2014 a person contacted me about helping me to start a branch of the Internet Party in the United States. He…

Anyone know where I can find her? Late 30s....long dark hair...Danced at PTs and ClubX

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph584da0c539c84 Damn !!!

Men's Helpline "Hello, you have reached the Men's Help Line, my name is Bob. How can I help you?" "Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has…

Title says it all!

If a stripper asks you this, what's the correct answer? What's she trying to find out by asking that (beyond the obvious)? If you say yes, it means you're a regular who has money to spend? That you know the…

Just started doing this and I'm amazed ...you can even go inside the clubs and see the layout Then your able to literally see what the area the club is in This is becoming extremely helpful with planing trips Any advice for…

Time to apologize to veterans and all of TUSCL, vinceygirl!

I can understand how a hot stripper can make a nice payday by providing extras to an NBA superstar, but it baffles me how a fat fuck like Brian Windhorst can parlay sucking LeBron's cock into an entire career.

Based on this message board, LDKs are more common than I realized. It's only happened to me twice. Both times were fine, with one stripper being a little annoyed I didn't have any extra $ to tip her, and the…

So...after breaking up with the tall skinny blond (TSB) as told in other threads, a blast from the past is back in the picture. She and my ex-ATF were lovers once but that's another thread.. I see her as fair…

The Downfall of a stripper. Some of us get to know our strippers on a level so personal we may know more about them than we do of our own children (for those of us that have kids). Gawker and…

Right outside Manchester directly after Ariana Grande concert. Suspected suicide bomber, but information is still coming in. Which I had more to add but I don't. Regardless of what happened or why, it's pretty bullshit that a…

I'm not one to complain immediately about a change of format in this site, even though I'm averse to change for its own sake. I prefer to wait a few days for things to sort themselves out. But…

Has anyone else seen these Mexican girls whose faces look Asian? Skin tone, eye shape, features all look Asian, but then they come up to you with "Hola" and start with the Spanglish. I wonder why that is?…