So I went to a strip club for the first time recently and loved it. One thing I have a question about is the table etiquette. The club I was at was pretty busy and it was hard to find…

Has anyone tried using baby powder around their dick for lap dances? I have seen some guys use a condom or the lapdance pants which are lubricated on the inside. Baby powder would be a dry lubricant that might get…

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Presents for the wife and kids or a marathon of lap dances?

Have you ever seen any? I've only seen this once and it escalated pretty quickly. If i had been paying more attention i should have seen it coming. Basically a couple customers were "talking" a bit around me…

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I have family plans for the 24th & 25th but was considering hitting Follies on Saturday. But I was there today and of the 4 favorite dancers that I got dances from, Only 1 said that she would be there…

The economy here in Sacramento must be bad for some girls. I've been receiving PSE GFE VIP dances lately from hotties

I’m just curious how you guys that have sex with strippers do it. I did it once, blowjob and sex, thankfully both with a condom, and I was still a paranoid wreck until I got my results. Even…

Follies has raised it's mandatory valet from $5 to $10 after 3pm these days. I don't like other people in my car. If you get to the club right at open (11:30am to around 12:30pm) the valet guys aren't…

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OK, after reading all these Reviews on TUSCL, I now have the bug to check out Hong Kong. But this might be a one time thing so I want to make the most of…

Been thinking about seeing this one bitch since I laid eyes on her last month...back then I tipped a hundred in fives to make an impression and went in yesterday to hit a home run. Funny shit happens...bitch avoids me LMFAO…

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Lingerie Modeling Shops were discussed on here briefly, years ago. I am hoping for some updated information. These are what they say they are- if you are a member of law enforcement. You pick a lady for a set…

I don't think i've ever outright rejected a superhottie (9+ dancer to me) unless i had previous experiences with them that were unfavorable. When that happens, they usually know that i didn't care for it because it was one…

Feel free to add and make this as funny as possible.... 1. bath and body works perfume 2. Glitter Eyeshadow 3. Coupon for free oil change for your civic or eclipse 4. random college textbook 5. condoms 6. mouthwash 7. cocoa butter lotion 8.tanning membership I saw a…

Would you spend it on, A. As many itc extras as possible B. As many lapdances as possible C. Making it rain all night D. Lock down as many dancers at your table as possible E. Invite as many dancers as possible otc, for an…

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Hello all. No, we aren’t dead. We’ll be in Panama City Beach for work in a couple of weeks and there’s no telling what we’ll be doing at night but we’ve always had a question about tipping a stripper and…

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Hey all, This was my first year starting to club regularly. I had a great time, learned a lot, spent more than I should have but it was all in good fun without any problems.That said, as opposed to reading through…