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Ever wake up finger blasting your own ass ?

Oct 28, 2017, 8:43 AM
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JuiceBox69
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Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads

What does this even mean ?

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SirLapdanceanot

It means you've been pegged way to many times by your blow up doll IRL.

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JuiceBox69

LMFAO

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SirLapdanceanot

The real questions are, do you smell it and what does that mean?

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ppwh

No one knows what it means, but it's provocative!

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SirLapdanceanot

^ and introspective!

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JuiceBox69

Yes I wiff it

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Doces300

Hell no and holy shit...

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SirLapdanceanot

It could also mean you ate too much Taco Bell before your fat ass fell asleep. It depends on how it smells.

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Cashman1234

I’ve never woken up doing that.

I believe there is an old saying - he who lays down with an itchy ass - wakes up with stinky fingers.

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SirLapdanceanot

^Cornpoopass say, "he who lays down with an itchy ass - wakes up with stinky fingers."

ROFLMFAO

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Cashman1234

ROTFL @SirLDAlot!

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SirLapdanceanot

"What is the sound of one ass clapping?"

  • unknown Zen PLosopher (aka juicebox69)
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SirLapdanceanot

Ever wake up ass blasting your own finger?

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SirLapdanceanot

Here's juicebox69 as a youngster, before he got loose...

youtu.be

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Mate27

Juice, fart in a jar and seal it. Then mail it to me so when I open it I can guess what you ate!!

Lmfao!!

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SirLapdanceanot

OMG Meat72 just don't open that shit near an open flame!

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flagooner

Is SJG's sleepy time rapist character rubbing off on you?

Sounds like you are being both the victim and perpetrator.

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JuiceBox69

LMFAO

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SirLapdanceanot

@flagooner LMAO but is it rape?

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flagooner

Split personality maybe? Definitely split sphincter.

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SirLapdanceanot

With juicebox69 it is most definitely split personality.

His inner SJG just knew that his inner juicebox69 wanted to be pegged in his sleep. Followed by a lot of solo DFK and finger smelling.

Totally consensual IMHO.

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likes2look

Damn Dude! How drunk were you?

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Mate27

C'mon Juice! Fart in some jars and start sending them out as Christmas presents to tuscl members.

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flagooner

Doesn't everyone?

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ppwh

Totally consensual IMHO.

I mean, as long as he told himself soothing words as he woke up, like "If you scream, say good-bye to Arby's on cheat day, bitch!"

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SirLapdanceanot

@ppwh ROFLMAO. And the safe word is 'horsey sauce'.

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