Ever wake up finger blasting your own ass ?

LMFAO

No one knows what it means, but it's provocative!

Yes I wiff it

Hell no and holy shit...

I’ve never woken up doing that.

I believe there is an old saying - he who lays down with an itchy ass - wakes up with stinky fingers.

ROTFL @SirLDAlot!

Juice, fart in a jar and seal it. Then mail it to me so when I open it I can guess what you ate!!

Lmfao!!

Is SJG's sleepy time rapist character rubbing off on you?

Sounds like you are being both the victim and perpetrator.

LMFAO

Split personality maybe? Definitely split sphincter.

Damn Dude! How drunk were you?

C'mon Juice! Fart in some jars and start sending them out as Christmas presents to tuscl members.

Doesn't everyone?

Totally consensual IMHO.

I mean, as long as he told himself soothing words as he woke up, like "If you scream, say good-bye to Arby's on cheat day, bitch!"