Ever wake up finger blasting your own ass ?

26 comments

• SirLapdancealot

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  7 years ago

  It means you've been pegged way to many times by your blow up doll IRL.
• JuiceBox69

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  7 years ago

  LMFAO
• SirLapdancealot

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  7 years ago

  The real questions are, do you smell it and what does that mean?
• ppwh

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  7 years ago

  No one knows what it means, but it's provocative!
• SirLapdancealot

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  7 years ago

  ^ and introspective!
• JuiceBox69

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  7 years ago

  Yes I wiff it
• Doces300

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  7 years ago

  Hell no and holy shit...
• SirLapdancealot

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  7 years ago

  It could also mean you ate too much Taco Bell before your fat ass fell asleep. It depends on how it smells.
• Cashman1234

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  7 years ago

  I’ve never woken up doing that.
  
  I believe there is an old saying - he who lays down with an itchy ass - wakes up with stinky fingers.
• SirLapdancealot

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  7 years ago

  ^Cornpoopass say, "he who lays down with an itchy ass - wakes up with stinky fingers."
  
  ROFLMFAO
• Cashman1234

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  7 years ago

  ROTFL @SirLDAlot!
• SirLapdancealot

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  7 years ago

  "What is the sound of one ass clapping?"
  
  - unknown Zen PLosopher (aka juicebox69)
• SirLapdancealot

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  7 years ago

  Ever wake up ass blasting your own finger?
• SirLapdancealot

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  7 years ago

  Here's juicebox69 as a youngster, before he got loose...
  
  https://youtu.be/3l1oxGsimIU
  
  
• Mate27

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  7 years ago

  Juice, fart in a jar and seal it. Then mail it to me so when I open it I can guess what you ate!!
  
  Lmfao!!
• SirLapdancealot

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  7 years ago

  OMG Meat72 just don't open that shit near an open flame!
• flagooner

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  7 years ago

  Is SJG's sleepy time rapist character rubbing off on you?
  
  Sounds like you are being both the victim and perpetrator.
• JuiceBox69

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  7 years ago

  LMFAO
• SirLapdancealot

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  7 years ago

  @flagooner LMAO but is it rape?
• flagooner

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  7 years ago

  Split personality maybe?
  Definitely split sphincter.
• SirLapdancealot

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  7 years ago

  With juicebox69 it is most definitely split personality.
  
  His inner SJG just knew that his inner juicebox69 wanted to be pegged in his sleep. Followed by a lot of solo DFK and finger smelling.
  
  Totally consensual IMHO.
• likes2look

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  7 years ago

  Damn Dude! How drunk were you?
• Mate27

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  7 years ago

  C'mon Juice! Fart in some jars and start sending them out as Christmas presents to tuscl members.
• flagooner

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  7 years ago

  Doesn't everyone?
• ppwh

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  7 years ago

  > Totally consensual IMHO.
  
  I mean, as long as he told himself soothing words as he woke up, like "If you scream, say good-bye to Arby's on cheat day, bitch!"
• SirLapdancealot

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  7 years ago

  @ppwh ROFLMAO. And the safe word is 'horsey sauce'.