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A different kind of stripper handshake

JohnSmith69

layin low but staying high

Hot girl is she on stage. She is number one on my mental list of blow job service providers for the evening, so I'm watching her dance intently.

Loser walks up to tip her. He is clearly a newbie and looks nervous and tentative. He times the approach all wrong so just as he reaches her she turns around, not seeing him. He has a deer in headlights look, not knowing what to do. Instead of just waiting ten seconds until she turns around, he sheepishly walks back to his seat in defeat. The stripper never saw him.

Next song she is still on stage. Loser gathers his courage and walks back up to her, dollar bill in hand. Unbelievably, he totally fucks it up again. Just as he walks up she turns around and doesn't see him. She is not being evasive, she just doesn't see him.

Guy looks panicked again, but he doesn't walk off. Instead he says, in a voice that I'm sure was much louder than he intended, "hello." Most people in the club heard him. It was very loud. She is obviously startled but turns around. Facing her is a 50ish desheveled looking guy who has a huge grin on his face like a little kid who just opened up a new bike on Christmas morning. I'm not sure that he's ever been this close to a nude woman before.

Then he does something bizarre. He reaches his hand out towards her. At first I think he is reaching for a tit, which will probably get him kicked out of this place. But he doesn't touch her. Instead he just holds his hand out to her. He is offering to shake hands. In. 25 years of going to strip clubs I have never seen a guy walk up to a stripper on stage and shake her hand.

The dancer is clearly taken aback somewhat by this gesture. But what choice does she have? She reaches out and shakes his hand. And then the funniest part. He won't let go. He just keeps pumping her hand with a shit eating huge grin all over his face. For a few seconds it looks like a bouncer might have to disengage his hand from hers.

Finally the girl manages to pull her hand away. He still stands there staring at her naked body. Then, finally, he remembers why he is there. He holds out the $1 bill like it has a couple of zeros after that 1.

The bad news, however, is that this girl didn't end up giving me a blow job. I had to settle for an LDK from an exceptionally hot blond.

Anybody else ever seen a stripper handshake like this one?