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So I recently became HIV+ from this lifestyle and I've got to say when I was in the Hospital recieving medicine, I did not care and im not sure to be honest if im still in shock or not but…

The difference between a Simp and a Pimp is priority of money over pussy Simp picks the pussy over money Pimp picks money over pussy In the end both can be had depending how well versed you is I'm making the shift Money over a…

+ when viewing reviews in "Quick Mode", the title of the review is in bold letters while the name of the club is not - I personally scroll the reviews looking at the club name to see if the review…

I was once told that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. But how many of us go back to the same club over and over again or see…

I've got my irons in the fire. I was at the Penthouse Club on West 8 Mile yesterday. Usually by now the review should be here on TUSCL. No club reviews have been posted yet at 7

I've only ever been to one strip club in the US (Palomino - Vegas). It was great but looking to expand my experiences. I'm hoping you all might be able to help me by listing your favorite clubs on the east…

Some insight to the top 40 ratings: I only consider a club eligible for top 40 if it has at least 12 reviews and 12 different reviewers in the past year. A member's contri-level is taken in to account to give a…

So all this discussion about trusts and lists, I looked at the top 40 clubs. I was shocked. I’m a little fuzzy on my visits over the years but I think I have only been to 7.…

Just found out that work is sending me out to Detroit for two nights (Sunday & Monday) early this summer. I tried to start looking into the local clubs, but was shocked to find that there are 23 listed…

So how much business do these girls lose by immersing themselves in there phones the moment they step off the stage, or maybe right after making the round for tips, as opposed to trying to drum up private dances?…

He also has a one for contribution...don't believe anything he promises LMFAO

Once in a while I want to look at a member’s comments over time, often when I’m deciding whether to give a trust. Other times they are referring back to something and I don’t know what they are referring to.…

Do you have any unique mannerisms or traditions that you incorporate into your strip club visits? For example, shadowcat said he use to bring bags of candy to the strip club and be known as the Candy Man. He also, always…

I know the Super Bowl is coming up but did anyone notice that LeBron James is a new member of the 30,000 point club I think he is the youngest to reach that milestone IMHO that alone should qualify him…

Looking at the top 40 trust list, I saw some people who used to be a big part of TUSCL but are now gone. Farmerart, Motorhead, Alucard. I know Farmerart and Alucard passed away. I don't know…

You're in an extras friendly club and checking out the dancers for a VIP trip. What is the best predictor of a tight pussy? Young age, as in 18-21? Less experienced sexually, regardless of age? Petite size (the proverbial spinner)? Slender body…

What do the experienced TUSCLers do in this situation? You're in the chump station with your favorite dancer. As she removes the thong and turns around you grab those cheeks and separate them a bit and you see a…

So I think I'm sort of gonna make it a birthday tradition to spend the weekend somewhere in December and visit a strip club. I went to Tampa last December and visited Mons and 2001 and they were fun. Was…

Do you think I should delete all trusts and start over?

I've read crazy projections that up to 50 percent of workers could be replaced by technology within the next few decades. I always thought of that as BS and highly exaggerated until... I went to the DMV last week to…

@Founder It would be great if we didn't have to wait weeks before an article we submitted was posted. Some times I feel i have not much to add to a Discussion, and would rather wax poetic about a strip club…

I see a discussion below about Trust numbers, but nothing about Contribution Levels. Looks like Founder is playing around with the algorithm. I went from a Level 3 yesterday to a Level 7 today.…

If you feed it, fuck it, or fuel it, it’s going to give you problems. My advice for the day. Learn it, do it, live it. Juice knows the fuel it part first hand.

This sounds like an interesting case. I hope Gawker hasn't made his ATF the beneficiary of his life insurance. https://www.monstersandcritics.com/smallscreen/people-magazine-investigates-case-of-former-stripper-mechele-linehan-who-had-murder-conviction-overturned/