Things you don't want to here from a stripper while geting extras

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1. I gradiated frum the Juice skool of spaling. ;-)

I have shinky fingers... wanna smell?

You dont want to hear about other dudes

"What is that little patch of pus-filled blisters?"

“Don’t worry. I’ve been taking the antibiotic for two days now so I shouldn’t be contagious.”

I don’t believe in birth control. Pulling out is virtually all that’s

“Don’t worry. I’ve been taking the antibiotic for two days now so I shouldn’t be contagious.”

Make that, “Don’t worry. I’ve been taking the antibiotic for this viral infection for two days now, so I shouldn’t be contagious.”

Just push the string back in. I forgot to cut it off before I came out on the floor.

" I’ve been taking the antibiotic for this viral infection "

Not a stripper alive who would understand this.

@joc13 LOL. I actually had a girl back up to me on stage a couple of weeks ago and ask if the string was visible.

Let me make your dreams come true! 3852991481 Natalia

I don't want to hear "I don't understand what blowing on it does for you"?

Fuck you random member. We work hard to seem so dumb to you guys. ;P

"You're the third guy I've fucked in the last hour"

"Fuck you random member. We work hard to seem so dumb to you guys. ;P"

"A new study finds that many smart women end up being single not by choice because men prefer less intelligent women!"

I don’t think it’s that men want dumb women, but they want women who are dumb enough to believe what they say, think they are smart, and trust them. Depending on the man, it can be really difficult to pull off.

Bj99 - you are very diplomatic. I think most men are simple to read. It doesn’t take much for us to think you are interested.

If we were as intelligent and clever (as we think we are) - this discussion forum wouldn’t be filled with daily questions about “She did this - when she danced for me - what did that mean? Does she really want to date me?”

I’m generalizing and over simplifying - but I think a dancer who is insightful can keep lots of customers going - with a few simple gestures.

I prefer smarter women because the dumb ones don't get my jokes, and that's important to me.

"I went Vegan last week and have been eating nothing but lentils and pinto beans. Can I rub your face in my ass?"

“No need for a condom. You are my first fuck this shift.”

“You can bareback my ass if you want. Just use Purell as lube since I’ve done a few gang bangs this week.”

"That's going to cost you $200 more".

@Cashman1234,

LOL. I may not take her up on the offers, but it would still be pretty hot if she said it!

BurlingtonHF - I agree! I might put two condoms on - before I gave her a go! It would be hot to hear an extras girl being so honest.