Uber ride last night

Fuck her in the pussy

@poolyD good idea. Should I take her to a no-tell Hotel?

If you like her, I see this is a great opportunity. It hasn't happened to me, not even close, but I don't ever use Uber or Lyft, so that doesn't matter.

Go for it!

@poolyd as much as I like saving money, I doubt my wife would approve.

@papi solid advice. On our ride she told me how much she loved sucking dick, and I thought I might be dreaming.

Go for it and post the details here afterward. That's interesting.

Parlayed an Uber ride to a lube her ride. Well played.

@jdobbs84 will do. I wonder if I could get her to drive me to the airport and get a blowjob as an upcharge. Sure sounds like a good plan to me.

man. i need a ride.

I'm going to start a new website: TUUDL

The Ultimate Uber Driver List.

I'll soon be joining the$300K a year club!

DroidX - better yet get ride from her after visiting your favorite at Follies. :)

@shadowcat exactly! I'll need a good ride after visiting my favorite.

Since you asked for advice, here's mine: Don't do it, if you value your marriage.

Unless you're down with potential extortion, I would not do anything I wouldn't want my wife knowing about with anybody who knows where I live.

Jungle fever is a good kind of fever

He's married? If he catches more than he wants from the encounter, his wife will know for sure. :) Or the uber take out driver could come by and threaten him to pay up or she will tell the wife about the whole thing. I'm sure he wouldn't feel obligated to pay her anything in such a situation. He could explain it to the police and his wife and have her arrested for extortion or blackmail. Or just pay an extra 10 grand or whatever she wants this time. maybe more later. She could start off small then milk it more after she finds out if he's willing to pay to keep things quiet.

I have no idea really though.

Personally, I'd go for it but I'm not married or attached In any way.

For you I'd say no. To many things that could go wrong with the wife in this situation.

Unusual to go to a wedding without your wife.

First they had UberX. Now they have UberSex.

It was probably a police sting trying to head off the number of women being trafficked into forced Uber driving and prostitution before it becomes a major epidemic.

We all know from the clubs that the strippers who openly talk about what they will do in VIP are LE plants and should be avoided. Only the ones being safe by speaking code and innuendo should be trusted.

Given all that, I don't know why you didn't extend that first ride and get the BJ right then.

Can you request Uber drivers by name? I don't use Uber much, but if I could request drivers with female names I might start playing Uber roulette more often.

"Parlayed and Uber ride to a lube her ride. Well played."

Brilliant!

Seriously though, I'm highly skeptical of a LE sting, but I wouldn't go there. A boundary-less Uber driver seems more dangerous than a stripper. Put this one in the non-ace basket and save yourself some trouble!

@japrufrock that's good advice

@newmark and @rick999 the threat for extortion certainly can't be ignored. Getting something ITC with no real names is a much safer route. Lots of risk involved with this idea.

@vincemichaels yes, she has a 5 yr old daughter. She's not currently happy with her baby daddy and has been stepping out on him lately. That's what led to her talking about her skills. I was slightly drunk, so I was willing to ask her anything.

Ahh, the baby daddy. Does he have a criminal record? Do you think that you could be set up? I think I would avoid.

@rh48hr good advice.

@loper my boss was getting married the same weekend as a family member. She went to her cousin's wedding in FL, and I stayed at home.

@joc13 I considered the sting idea, but dismissed it after some thought. I drove the conversation that led us down the path. Unlikely that she's a cop. You can't request an Uber driver, so she suggested I take her number. I thought about asking for a BJ on the spot, but she had another Uber fare that she accepted before I could bring it up

@4got2wipe solid advice

@rtp the baby daddy thing is certainly something to consider. Not sure about his criminal record, but way too many unknowns. The smartest play is to take some of Shadowcat's back ups. ;)

You had better hurry. I may be back in action sooner than you think. :)

I'll be happy to see you back in action. I better hurry!

Hey, Jameis Winston joined TUSCL.

Given all that you laid out, it's pretty likely that she's some flavor of crazy person. Possibly worse. Having sex with a crazy person who knows where you (and your wife...) live is highly risky.

So, (A) are you willing to take on that risk for the sex? You need to answer that question; we can't.

And, (B) are there other cute black girls you can fuck (strippers, escorts, etc.) who won't know where you live?

Yeah, I know. There's a certain novelty to suddenly finding yourself in the midst of one of those Penthouse Forum stories. Here's the thing, though. All of those stories were bullshit.

@call.me.ishmael you're right. Having sex with a crazy person is super dangerous. I'm not willing to take on that risk. There are definitely other black, white, Asian girls that I can fuck who haven't dropped me off at my house.

I do love a good Penthouse Forum...

Interesting story. But I wouldn't fuck her under any circumstances.

Seems that there are lots of red flags here. The major issue is that she’s already been to your house. Since you are married - and your wife wouldn’t approve - I’d recommend you play it very safe.

As much as it might seem like an opportunity missed - it’s better to let it pass - and to sleep comfortably at night.

Great thread!

SJG

Jeez - people on here always thinking the worst and thinking every hook-up is a potential setup for something bad.

People hook-up all the time P4P and non-P4P - lots of mongers on here w/ a lifetime of hook-ups and I rarely come across a story of extortion or setup. Always thinking the worse and avoiding opportunities IMO leads to missing out on experiences vs being saved from some bad outcome.

@johnsmith69 I think that's the right call.

@cashman1234 you're right. At the end of the day, it's just too risky

@sjg Thanks. Too bad the ending won't result in a solid finish.

@papi_chulo I certainly would like to hope for the best. Uber doesn't allow you to see the address for past trips. Assuming she can't remember where I live or that she didn't write it down, how would you suggest I approach it if I wanted to do it?

I could leave my house and have her pick me up in some random area and head to the airport. Or, I could suggest meeting at a hotel.

Setting something up w/ her should not be difficult - question is whether she's worth it all things considered - if she's just another chick you might be able to bang, then probably not worth the bit-extra risk - if it's a chick you really want, then it should not be too-hard to come-up w/ a way to meet her (ask her to meet you for coffee, etc, then try to seal the deal).

Since the Uber driver has such a unique first name, I was able to track down her Facebook page as well as her baby daddy's. Nothing actionable, but thought it was interesting nonetheless.

@droidx the sting thing was completely tongue in cheek. Too many paranoid wussies on here to not poke fun at them every now and then. ;-)

I wouldn't be surprised if this is a planned extortion attempt after she saw where you live. I wouldn't put anything past anyone nowadays.

You fuck her a couple times, all the sudden she asks you to "loan" her $500 because the rent is overdue. You balk, she says maybe she'll stop by the house and ask again.

I'm separated, so i can do what I please. But even I wouldn't get involved with some woman I know nothing about who knows where I live. That's why I always use an alias anytime I monger. Don't want to know anything about her, don't want her to know anything about me.

Maybe it's paranoia. But you might sleep better at night if you took a pass on this.

Many of us here are older and wiser at avoiding trouble. True risk takers get burned on occasion but enjoy it when they get away with it. Some get burned, get diseases, or even go to jail or get fatal diseases. If it's worth the risk, only you can decide if the reward is worth the risk. I've older now and don't like feeling burned in any way.

I actually made money from the fake news from Friday instead of losing so I took a risk and bought more stock when everyone else was selling like a nuke went off somewhere.

I could have been badly burned over leveraging my account. Reward versus risk

Actually I saw a webinar video saying in larger accounts, you should only use max 1% in a trade. Risk management they call it. Best way not to get wooed out is to never lose too much. I need to try to maintain that. Well maybe no more than 5 or 10%.

I'm not sure how you limit risk on outside the uber.

Wiped out not wooed out

Clubbers $.02!

For a few moments of enjoyment, you seem to have a lot to lose. You aren't dealing with the SC experience when you can be pretty anonymous. She knows about you and has proof of these limited encounters. Bottom line, only you can weigh the possible upside versus the possible downside, but to me, sounds like you have to much to lose.

@Clubbers thanks for your feedback. I agree with you.

I think I'll just opt out of this experience and focus my efforts on the hot girls at Follies. Thanks everyone for the feedback.

You found the girl via Uber right, so she should be safe as anyone else.

SJG

@sanjoseguy - she was my Uber driver Sat night. She dropped me off at my house at the end of the night.

@DroidX... Think long and hard before you take any advice from SJG.

Droid, stripper shoes, stripper makeup? Nice looking?

If she is with Uber she is not going to be anymore unsafe than anyone else.

Once a pizza delivery girl was clearly lonely and wanted more from me than just a nice tip.

:) :) :)

SJG

@sanjoseguy - she was definitely nice looking. Not dressed like a stripper, just dressed in comfortable clothes.

I told my co-worker about the encounter today, and he told me that I should have taken advantage of the girl on the spot. Interesting to get everyone's input.

Well how did you feel about her? Good for a quickie? Good for overnighters? Future GF?

Do you want your women in high heels and makeup, or are you not the kind of pervert which I am?

:) :) :)

Even if you weren't really ready to engage with her right then, exchange contact info?

SJG

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