Old man with a bum leg, needs a cane. Fair enough.
Paraplegic is going to be needing a wheelchair to get around. What it is.
Some folks need a little bit a help, they need a handicap. Nothing wrong with it, ain't no shame in it.
Me the mud man, looking like he does, if he wants any sort of sex life whatsoever, is going to be needing an absolute gigantic fuck wad of cold hard cash. Treat it like your watching the special Olympics, just clap and cheer me on no matter what.
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