Next up we got the Beaver state. Population only about 4 million but a shit ton of strip clubs. Usually in most places if your in some little beat up dives your probably not gonna catch a supermodel looking chick but Oregon you actually just might. It's a weird Oregon thing. Another somebody needs to tell these chicks a mullet is not a good look for girl. Just no. And most of these girls are full of tats. Idc about it but you might.
Portland- There's just so many strip clubs. A lot are on that $40 dollar one way touch dance bullshit. Not all but a lot and definitely some even higher than that. $50, $60. Mary's is a famous but they tore down the old historic they were in and moved, I mean wasn't that kind of the point to go there? I thought the place sucked. Golden Dragon is open after hours. I thought mileage talent was solid at Cabaret II, it's like a stadium style seating, good looking chicks, and decent two way, I think it was 2 dances for $60. Cuban heavy lineup but good looking cuban chicks. Acropolis has pretty good food btw, ain't no mileage though.
I would say best looking chicks in Portland is both Club Rouges, Sassy's, Union Jack's, Lucky Devil, Devil's Point, Casa Diablo, Golden Dragon, Club 205 and Cabaret II.
Fun to club hop but shit is often so expensive with so little ROI, you just end up saying fuck it let's try the next one. I'll bite the bullet only if I catch a 9 or 10. Usually cheap covers too, mostly like $5 if at all.
Salem- Cheetahs is the no alchol late night spot. Firehouse and Sugar Shack decent two way, more GND types. Last Chance saloon north of town is a few overweight latinas hanging out. Stars is probably the high flying club in town, probably the best lineup overall. Nothing great in Salem though.
Eugene- Best value is Sweet Illusions. $20 dances in Oregon is a FUCKING MIRACLE. The Nile cool theme but it was too many guys and not enough girls when I went and then the Silver Dollar club which had a decent lineup. And then you got Secret lounge, I haven't been to that one I think it's new then.
Astoria- This is town from the Goonies movie. Cool little dive called Annie's Saloon. Two dancers when I went, both good looking, one chick was like a 10 working at this spot, you wouldn't expect it but there it was. Lavender was her name. Was ready to dump all kinds of money but the one way glancing touching $40 dollar dance makes you just say fuck this I'm out.
Coos Bay- Another cool little coastal Oregon town the whole Oregon coast is underrated IMO. Bachelor's Inn is the spot here. Some alright girls but the dances are out in the open $40 and touching is one way. Can't justify it.
Medford- In the Rouge valley. The Office is in downtown Medford. You pretty visible if you look over the bar but one way and $40 a song. I caught a friendly chick here who at least made the dances good but can't reccomend. Decent lineup here though.
Klamath Falls- The Alibi is the club here. Small ok lineup. I saw New Zealand dancer here sort of random spot to see that. The prices are $30 no touching, if you want to touch, the dancers want $60 for top, $60 for bottom or $100 for both. My advice to the dancers here is to lay off the crack.
Bend- Stars. Pretty good lineup decent looking chicks but a lot enhancements here. Girls set their own prices, expect to hear $60-$100 for one song LD. And then VIP is over 1K. This place is fucking rip off. But people were buying stuff, there's no other options around, this is it.
I love a lot these little Oregon towns they got a lot character but the clubs in those towns go you by the balls because there is nothing else around. Fun to just check it out though and they don't get reviewed too often.
Overall I know Oregon has this great reputation for strip clubs in the regular world but in my opinion other than a handful of exceptions, this whole state is fucking rip off. If you look at a map of the USA. That whole northwest quadrant, is ROUGH man. There ain't a lot of deals in that part of the country and Oregon is no exception. But I will say a lot of these super duper liberal hipster towns, Portland, Denver, Austin do tend attract some really good looking chicks but they charge accordingly.
Any experiences or things to say about Oregon out there?
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last commentWith all the strip clubs being available, I now know why Oregon is known as the "Beaver" state.
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Yes! The Muddster is back at it again. Next state I can contribute to is South Carolina but I appreciate your continued efforts on this project 👍
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Thanks for the write up. My work is taking to Portland at the end of the month and I was at a loss on which clubs to visit vs skip
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^^ Give DV8 a try if among the east side clubs
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Muddy, you got some of the last $20 dances at Sweet Illusions. This year I've had just a couple, both with young babes; most are asking 25. Paid 30 for the 1st time, also with a young 9.something.
Still a good deal with right dancer. No extras here, but great titties 😋 😜. Few big ones though, mostly small to medium.
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Do they shave their legs in Oregon 😂 😭
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Decades ago, I was driving from Mt. St. Helens, WA to Seaside, OR and continuing down the coast to CA. Somewhere around Beaverton, OR, I went through a kind of run down area and passed a building with a neon sign "Girls" in the window.
Out of curiosity, I went in. It was a neighborhood bar with high top tables and a very young (all white) crowd walking around with pitchers of beer. No bouncers. It seemed very crowded for a summer weekday afternoon. The stage was next to the high top tables. It was a small round platform about chair height which had plexiglass separating the dancer from the chairs around the stage. The ambiance was jukebox music, bright lighting, spilled beer all over the floor and rustic shiplap wood walls.
The PL's would walk up to the stage and toss a couple of dollars over the plexiglass. All the dancers were white and kind of cute. I sat at one of the chairs around the stage and another PL sat next to me balancing his pitcher of beer on his leg. There were two round holes in the plexiglass by each of the chairs. The dancer would go around to each of the chairs, stick a leg through each of the holes and give the PL a crotch massage with her foot while smashing her pussy against the plexiglass. The PL next to me started laughing, the dancer got pissed and very quickly whacked his pitcher of beer with her foot which made its way over my legs before adding to the mess already on the floor. Needless to say, no tip for her even though she was kind of cute.
My true experience the one time I visited a nudie bar in Oregon.
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I think @gSteph and I have similar tastes in both ladies and types of clubs. I thought Sweet Illusions was a fantastic club, and DV8 is actually my first choice if/when I ever get to Portland. It wouldn't be easy to get me away from SI, though. Holy shit do they have some pretty girls there!
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@WiseToo what a crazy ass setup for a club...lol
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^ I guess if it was more like a bar, the term "club" might not fit perfectly. But I usually just think of any place with naked women and a stage as being a club...
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Acropolis
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"Usually in most places if your in some little beat up dives your probably not gonna catch a supermodel looking chick but Oregon you actually just might. It's a weird Oregon thing." Truer words have never been spoken.
Mileage-wise Portland may be lacking but they have some truly good looking women in places you would least expect. It is my understanding that stripping is considered freedom of expression which is explicitly protected in the Oregon state constitution. Therefore, it is easier to open a strip club there as there are significantly less regulatory hurdles to jump through. At least that is what I have been told numerous times by dancers working there. Maybe other states in the US could take notice and do the same thing. Oregon has a wide array of clubs most of which are independently owned. Ownership strives to differentiate themselves from the teeming masses that is why there are so many different clubs with there own theme. Contrast this to all the corporate clubs in other states which usually suck because they were able to jump through all the regulatory hurdles or buyout an existing club and turn it into a Ricks, PT's, Diamond Cabaret, etc.
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Portland has a ton of clubs but outside of the ones you mentioned, DV8, and Scarlet Lounge most of the clubs are very slow. Even on a Friday night many of them don't even have 5 dancers on shift. Most clubs are just neighborhood dive bars that happen to have dancers.
One recommendation I'll make for anyone new to the Portland scene is stop by Club 205 midday around 2pm. They have the best happy hour in town selling domestic pints for something like $2.50. Due to this deal Club 205 midday lineup will rival most local clubs weekend nights
Also I'll go ahead and make a few recommendations based on types of dancers as Portland clubs seem to specialize in a particular type.
Cebert 2: As mentioned above is the Latina club
205: Spinner/athletic types though this has gotten less consistent since covid. Gotta hire what's available I guess.
Luck Devil-Devils Point: same ownership same type. Mostly alternative, most clubs in Portland have this type but the hottest ones typically end up at these two clubs
Scarlet Lounge: This is the BBW club. They also seem to be the eastside club most likely to have AA dancers of all sizes.
Golden Dragon: It's the only 18+ club in Portland so it's where most of the under 21 dancers go. Some 21+ clubs will still hire them but they're kept to a specific part of the club when not on stage. going to GD gives them more freedom. Many of the dancers here have no clue what they're doing though and their prices are crazy high.
DV8: Probably the most diversity of different types of all the main clubs. Usually in Portland clubs diversity just means they'll hire anything but dancers at DV8 from spinners to curvy, from all natural to highly tattooed almost all are a hot.
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I can attest to Stars Bend being a rip off. I went there with my wife a few months ago and we were quoted $60 for a private dance. It's probably sustainable being the only club in the area, but while we were there I only saw one customer out of a dozen or so getting dances. Everyone else was just stage tipping. Over half the dancers were hot, though. The big titty AA we liked was hot AF, and we would have got dances had they been ~$40 ea or $100/3.
In Portland I'm seeing clubs struggle and my anecdotal observation is because of the outrageous dance prices. My beloved Sunset Strip is now closed for good and it was always dead after COVID with prices rising to $50 per dance. The once bargain Dream On Saloon is also permanently closed. To me you have to work to find a stripper that will risk charging less than the house minimum. Or you suck it up and just pay.
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Yeah, $60 a dance is ridiculous. You can get a full hour rub and tug for the price of 2 dances or FS for just over the price of 3 from any of the dozens of AMPs in the area. Maybe if they looked like Ana De Armas in her prime but from a 7 or an 8? Nope, hard pass. These days I just do what the crowd at Stars was doing and tip the stage and drink a beer making sure to leave by 9pm to get to the massage parlor before they close.
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