State of Strip Clubs/Oregon

Next up we got the Beaver state. Population only about 4 million but a shit ton of strip clubs. Usually in most places if your in some little beat up dives your probably not gonna catch a supermodel looking chick but Oregon you actually just might. It's a weird Oregon thing. Another somebody needs to tell these chicks a mullet is not a good look for girl. Just no. And most of these girls are full of tats. Idc about it but you might.

Portland- There's just so many strip clubs. A lot are on that $40 dollar one way touch dance bullshit. Not all but a lot and definitely some even higher than that. $50, $60. Mary's is a famous but they tore down the old historic they were in and moved, I mean wasn't that kind of the point to go there? I thought the place sucked. Golden Dragon is open after hours. I thought mileage talent was solid at Cabaret II, it's like a stadium style seating, good looking chicks, and decent two way, I think it was 2 dances for $60. Cuban heavy lineup but good looking cuban chicks. Acropolis has pretty good food btw, ain't no mileage though.

I would say best looking chicks in Portland is both Club Rouges, Sassy's, Union Jack's, Lucky Devil, Devil's Point, Casa Diablo, Golden Dragon, Club 205 and Cabaret II.

Fun to club hop but shit is often so expensive with so little ROI, you just end up saying fuck it let's try the next one. I'll bite the bullet only if I catch a 9 or 10. Usually cheap covers too, mostly like $5 if at all.

Salem- Cheetahs is the no alchol late night spot. Firehouse and Sugar Shack decent two way, more GND types. Last Chance saloon north of town is a few overweight latinas hanging out. Stars is probably the high flying club in town, probably the best lineup overall. Nothing great in Salem though.

Eugene- Best value is Sweet Illusions. $20 dances in Oregon is a FUCKING MIRACLE. The Nile cool theme but it was too many guys and not enough girls when I went and then the Silver Dollar club which had a decent lineup. And then you got Secret lounge, I haven't been to that one I think it's new then.

Astoria- This is town from the Goonies movie. Cool little dive called Annie's Saloon. Two dancers when I went, both good looking, one chick was like a 10 working at this spot, you wouldn't expect it but there it was. Lavender was her name. Was ready to dump all kinds of money but the one way glancing touching $40 dollar dance makes you just say fuck this I'm out.

Coos Bay- Another cool little coastal Oregon town the whole Oregon coast is underrated IMO. Bachelor's Inn is the spot here. Some alright girls but the dances are out in the open $40 and touching is one way. Can't justify it.

Medford- In the Rouge valley. The Office is in downtown Medford. You pretty visible if you look over the bar but one way and $40 a song. I caught a friendly chick here who at least made the dances good but can't reccomend. Decent lineup here though.

Klamath Falls- The Alibi is the club here. Small ok lineup. I saw New Zealand dancer here sort of random spot to see that. The prices are $30 no touching, if you want to touch, the dancers want $60 for top, $60 for bottom or $100 for both. My advice to the dancers here is to lay off the crack.

Bend- Stars. Pretty good lineup decent looking chicks but a lot enhancements here. Girls set their own prices, expect to hear $60-$100 for one song LD. And then VIP is over 1K. This place is fucking rip off. But people were buying stuff, there's no other options around, this is it.

I love a lot these little Oregon towns they got a lot character but the clubs in those towns go you by the balls because there is nothing else around. Fun to just check it out though and they don't get reviewed too often.

Overall I know Oregon has this great reputation for strip clubs in the regular world but in my opinion other than a handful of exceptions, this whole state is fucking rip off. If you look at a map of the USA. That whole northwest quadrant, is ROUGH man. There ain't a lot of deals in that part of the country and Oregon is no exception. But I will say a lot of these super duper liberal hipster towns, Portland, Denver, Austin do tend attract some really good looking chicks but they charge accordingly.

Any experiences or things to say about Oregon out there?