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Million Dollar Saloon Tuesday Day After my failed visit to SRM, I swung by MDS a bit concerned it was too early for many dancers, around 2 PM. It was sparse, unlike earlier in the week…

Bristol is a titty bar, not really a strip club. It's on a country-highway corner maybe 20 minutes northeast of Madison, with free parking. Cover was $7, I think, after passing through a metal detector.…

Haven't seen a review of Trumpps in awhile, so I made a trip to the club this past Wednesday (5/24). Hadn't been there since November of last year, and prior to that, a few…

This was my first visit to Union Jacks in a long time, but it hasn’t changed much. Free parking off the busy street, but just a few spots so I can imagine parking being…

The Venue is across the street from Club 205 which is my usual go-to spot when I am in Portland. If things are a little slow or I am not finding anything to my…

Haven’t been to the carnival in a while since I moved out of Jersey. I was back visiting and decided to go check it out. One-one Peep shows still there but they got rid of…

I have been fantasizing about visiting Club Globe since I first learned about it from TUSCL. After reading the reviews and looking at their website once a day for over a year, I realized this…

Introduction: Having heard mixed reviews about "Ragtime," a strip club tucked away in an unassuming corner of the city, I approached it with cautious optimism. Regrettably, my visit to this establishment left me utterly underwhelmed…

Well I’m back in Cielos during my three day stay in Monterrey because I know this is where the high mileage private dances can be had for a reasonable price. The place is still…

So....I typically avoid babystripoers, due to my {potentially misguided} perception that they would be a bit timid, too much work vs the more assertive dancers, and perhaps even have a case of high self-image due…

Sugars is where I head to when I don’t feel like haggling. It’s right off of Aurora near the walkers, has a very bold presence on the street for kind of a dingy area. You…

My wife and I like to hit this club up once or twice a month. Decided to stop in this past Saturday night, as we had seen online that there was a featured dancer.…

So the Doc's been coming here on and off for the past few years since he moved up from the dirty jersey. Let's just say if there was a club down there that was on…

Writing this review will be a bit of a challenge for a couple of reasons. For one thing, Nicole’s is not a strip club – nor a massage parlor, peep show, Vietnamese coffee bar,…

I've been to this place a few times and I'm honest not that impressed. I might be a little biased because I usually go to Clubs in manhattan ,but I live on Staten Island so…

I left Budapest behind and took the train to Vienna—2.5 hour trip for under $50. As soon as I had checked into my hotel, I headed for the Vienna Opera. Just kidding. I went to…

Arrived on a rainy Monday this week around 3PM. Paid 10 to get in, and there was a light pat down. Dances are $10 and can vary in quality. Generally, girls will go naked by…

Despite always bad traffic, made it to Vivide on a Wednesday afternoon. Got there at 4:30, with an 80% full parking lot. Quick pat down and $10 later, I was in the club. Upstairs was…

This was the best and worst experience I've had at a gentleman's club. I arrive right around midnight and the club was dead. No girls dancing, only a few patrons standing around, and generally very…

Continues to be one of the best clubs in the country. Always lots of girls during Both Day and Night Shifts. This review is from a Thursday night. As you enter, you pay the cover…

Was getting a good grind from a girl in VIP last week and I mentioned to her that the way she dances turns me on. She goes on to say that she dances the way…

Finally had my chance to check out the P. It was a slow easy Thursday at work so I took off early. Decided to drop in to this club late afternoon. Paid the 11 +…

I stopped in on a Sunday at 5PM. I walked in and the door guy told me that the bartender would collect the cover charge. I went in and saw that this…

Curious to hear everyone’s thoughts. I’ve recently started an onlyfans due to health issues making it harder for me to do work in clubs anymore. But how does everyone feel about virtual vs in person?…

This is part of a three-strip-club review, where we went to Cheetah, Vivid, and Tattletale on the same Tuesday evening. Having read some strong reviews about Vivid, and having been disappointed by Cheetah (see review), my…

I came to visit Bare Cabaret one night as I was driving into Austin at around 11pm. I have usually gone to XTC, but I figured Bare was worth a try. I paid for the…

This is part of a three-strip-club review, where we went to Cheetah, Vivid, and Tattletale on the same Tuesday evening. After confirming that Cheetah still isn't headed the right direction (see review) and being disappointed by…

This is part of a three-strip-club review, where we went to Cheetah, Vivid, and Tattletale on the same Tuesday evening. It had been approximately 6 months since I had gone to Cheetah (see previous review), so…

I know that Anya usually works the afternoon shift and often comes in early at Pandoras and she is one of my all time favorites. She is just so petite and cuddly, I showed up…

First time in probably a year since I’ve been here, not much has changed. The club is right next to the on ramp for Rt 1 North. Parking along the side and…

Had to stop over in Fayetteville and looked up some of the clubs here on TUSCL and it seemed like without a doubt this was the best club to check out. The last time…

I walked in to a nice modern dark room with a lot of tastefully placed lighting to make the girls look good. The seating was modern and comfortable. One stage with one girl. All the…

It really fucking does. Sure u can tip and throw cash while they dance but after a couple years and lying to myself that it doesnt, it completely does. High foot traffic areas get 4-5x…

First review was rejected because of paragraph breaks... I'll start a new one here. Also, 'not enough details' and too many details from another adjudicator who is very smart and 'Everyone knows the extras you're talking…

Decided to check out the Harem again. A brief breakdown of the club details. Big parking lot, $10 or $20 cover forgot since it changes, security check, wristband to exit and come back, bartenders kinda…

Every time I walk into Pandora, it’s a bit like a casino. Sometimes you crap out but this time I hit the jackpot. I worked from home on Friday then decided I needed some R&R…

Stopped in on a Tuesday evening to one of my favorite Baltimore spots. If you’ve never been before the area can look a little shady but the parking lot is huge, well lit, and everything…

Just another Hump Day in Mr. GammaNu's neighborhood. I walk into Looker's looking for lookers. One of the Cuban not-a-looker waves me over to her table. I recognize her as someone I'm…

Decided to pay a visit after a long absence. Place hasn’t changed. The club is small. No cover when I got there. Not sure there is one because I have aways visited in the afternoon. When…

...............Dead at 83. A truly unique and wonderful human being and entertainer. May your soul rest in peace Proud Mary....

So this review is for 3 new visits in the past month. They spanned afternoons and evenings but mostly during the week, some alone and a few with friends. I did rooms with several new…

BLUF: Was at Delilah's for a full half hour at 8 pm on a Tuesday evening and no dancer took the stage. None working the floor either. There were two engrossed in conversations with…

I'm an idiot. I've given this place multiple chances because it's a convenient location with parking but nothing changes inside the place. Truly I'm an idiot. As stated plentiful parking (also because nobody's there). Walked through…

I’m in Monterrey again to visit some of my regular girlfriends and this is my favorite city for ladies. Last February El Cielo and Matehuala were close to my hotel and I reviewed…

I stopped in around lunch time on Tuesday. I was having a down week, and as Albert Einstein once said, "Ain't nobody ever been sad looking at a pair of titties". I was probably…

I went on a random Thursday after midnight. I was at another strip club not too far down the road and decided to check this out when I got bored at the other one. When…