The Border Gentlemen's Club

There was one positive development since my last visit to The Border. The pussy was out.

Three dancers took the stage on this Friday afternoon. And all three dropped their drawers and gave us the gynecological…

There's a policy worth following at clubs: Don't tip the ugly girls a second time unless there is an abundance of hot girls available. Define "ugly" any way you care. Just know to fold when…

I am pretty sure we area all aware that Sugar 'N' Spice is no more and has ceased to be. Its replacement, same building, updated interior, lots of TV's is quite a different experience. The…

Let's start with the positive.

When I arrived there were three decent-looking dancers. All three were slim, youngish AA girls. Two of the three were built like sex athletes. Both were outstanding dancers with great…

it was a thursday at like 3in the afternoon.. the place is located right off the highway and literally one minute across the trenton makes bridge...the parking lot is big enough for all cars usually…

So I'm sitting at the bar, handing over singles and thinking ... What better ways are there to spend $20?

It's a couple of six packs. That's three or four gallons of ice cream. A…