The Border Gentlemen's Club

The Border on a weekday afternoon. Dull might be a fair description. I stopped in on a lark, knowing that I'd likely be disappointed but hoping things might be better. My expectations were reasonable. I…

Small little club right off the Pennsylvania Ave exit. I came to see a friend who had been working here on and off for a few months. The inside is blue lighting with two stages…

Ive only once been charged a $5 cover charge on a Thursday night. Every customer gets a patdown on entry (a drunk patron tried shooting it once before). Drinks are around 4-12 bottles up to cocktails. Two…

There was one positive development since my last visit to The Border. The pussy was out. Three dancers took the stage on this Friday afternoon. And all three dropped their drawers and gave us the gynecological…

There's a policy worth following at clubs: Don't tip the ugly girls a second time unless there is an abundance of hot girls available. Define "ugly" any way you care. Just know to fold when…

I am pretty sure we area all aware that Sugar 'N' Spice is no more and has ceased to be. Its replacement, same building, updated interior, lots of TV's is quite a different experience. The…