the ultimate strip club list

I was staying near Lancaster for a few days and have never been in that part of the country. I did well at The Hollywood Casino and was looking for something to do around…

So this club is somewhat near Divas, I decided to check it out this time. The cover was $10 but came with a 2 drink minimum. I got a a coke and a redbull and…

I’ve noted in earlier reviews that this is the best option in SF right now for those interested in nudity and thin girls. They open early (4pm) on Fridays, so I’d thought I’d check it…

I had a great experience at this spot. The atmosphere was relaxed, and the ladies were both stunning and friendly. What really stood out was how non-pushy they were. I was the only guy in…

Stopped by thinking to give it a try after years of absence. The other clubs in the COI area are generally better if you're in the area for the reason most are. Layout…

This is a bit of a redemption post for my very first review (over 2 years ago) which I was either stoned, drunk, or both, and missed a lot of details. Boardroom Cabaret, then known…

I went to Knockouts with two friends on a weekday night, arriving around 9pm. We each paid a $10 cover fee. When we first walked in, the place felt pretty slow—lots of dancers were either…

Trying to expand my horizons and took a ride to Delilah’s in Manville. Arrived for my first visit on a Thursday night. The club is nestled in a residential neighborhood, which is a…

So i got there about 10:00 after a concert at a local casino. I had seen this place from the hiway and this was finally a chance to check it out.
Lets break…

Rosewood used to be one of the rare clubs in New York where you could actually connect with a dancer before a lap dance. A few years ago, it had a more relaxed, almost lounge-like…

$40 for one song.
$100 for three songs.

This was my first time at this club and I had a pretty good experience. I visited on a Sunday afternoon. I was one of the first customers in…

The details are well known: easy to find off rte 130 south just after the Honda dealership. Plenty of fred parking and you can choose to park away from the highway if you value privacy…

Took an uber from downtown OKC - cost was around $15 on a late Tuesday afternoon. Area felt safe around the club - mix of residential and some businesses. Large free parking lot next to…

Visited Club Omaha on a Saturday night, arriving right at open, so I expected it to be a little slow getting started. The space is large, with a main stage, a couch area for $30…

Stopped by Thursday night about 10. $20 cover. Went in and sat at the bar. The place was hopping. Probably 20+ dancers. Hard to get exact number as they were constantly…

My wife and I were in Denver and decided to drive over and check out Shotgun Willie’s. Got there around 11 on Saturday night and stayed till about 1230. Valet only, a quick…

Marcet is a general go to if youre really looking for just some tits and ass. Usually over 40 dominicans/Brazilians looking to either get a drink out of you or get you to the…

Attention fellow Mongers...the Gold Club is open for business! Spoke with the bouncers out front and was told they had been open for about 3 weeks now. After speaking with a lovely young…

Boy has Bare Assets stepped up their game. Totally renovated club and renovated attitude. Paid a $10 cover and entered the room facing the stage with seating on the right. To the left was the…

I had the brilliant idea to head out after midnight on a Thursday to see some dancers in the Akron scene. I’m not really sure what I was thinking as there had just been a…

My rule of thumb is not to submit a negative review about a club until I have been there at least twice.

However, I can’t see myself going out of my way to go to…

Baby Dolls WAS a legendary strip club.

My visit was an evening midweek. The usual data applies for those familiar. Good parking and lighting. No charge for parking although they do offer valet options. Never felt…

The club is huge to the point of being overwhelming with multiple rooms and several different stages. They layout isn't great and several long couches are reserved for floor dances or bottle service clients.

There…

First time to a SC and this was an excellent choice. Went with 4 people on a Saturday, arrived just before midnight. Mandatory valet but we ordered rideshare since we had already been drinking at…

Walked in about 11pm on Monday and I was literally the only customer in the room. There were about 7 girls scattered around on their phones and one on the stage. 3 girls were walking…

I have been going here on and off for the last 10 years. As mentioned by many, the building looks like a dump on the outside and is marginally better inside. It has…

Went to club 390 for day shift. Overall the club is the best in the Chicagoland area and your money will go a long way.

If you have not been here before, Club 390 is…

Stopped in on a Tuesday afternoon after hitting up a couple of clubs in the end of May. Reign has been a hit or miss club. I have had fun a few times, and others…

Pulled up to Sunrise on a Tuesday evening around 8pm. They have a small lot to park but I parked up the street a ways and walked.

Walked in and was greeted by security who gave…

I went to the club Friday night at 10. When I first arrived it was pretty empty. Lots of empty tables and nobody on stage. The door staff were very friendly and charismatic. After a…

I happen to be passing by through the area on a week day afternoon and thought I will do a quick recon to see if things have changed any bit? Not sure if its sad…