Totally NOT Naked Tuesday

Decided to bypass the Two-fer-Tuesday at Cheerleaders and give Totally Naked Tuesday at Oasis a try. This club is in an automall / airport parking lot kind of area by the Philly airport (just down the road from the Purple Orchid).

There’s a small, private, well-lit parking lot right out front, and a larger lot in back. As I pulled into the front lot, there was a woman (I assume a dancer) trying to pull her car out with 3 guys standing aggressively around her car, and she handed what looked like a wad of cash out to one of them. It seemed pretty sketchy and almost made me want to leave. As I pulled into an empty space, there were two women (presumably dancers) in a parked car partaking in some energy-enhancement for their night.

The front desk inside the door of the club was empty so I walked through the metal detector and into the club. The metal detector shrieked from my phone and car keys but nobody seemed to notice. It was dark in the club and it took a while for my eyes to adjust. Bad music was playing. There were three industrial air conditioners in different spots on the floor, with big yellow exhaust tubes going up to the ceiling - so, the club was a cool temperature inside but looked extra trashy.