I tell myself I go for the atmosphere but we all know why I’m here. Expect honest reviews, strong opinions, and way too much time spent in VIP.
Reviews
All 38Firehouse Cabaret
Salem, OR
I Survived the Firehouse’s Geriatric Showcase
★★★★★★★4.0/10Went to the Firehouse on a Thursday night because I wanted to see what else Salem had to offer in terms of talent and LORD HAVE MERCY… I paid my $5 cover, got my little ID…
7 mos ago
Last Chance Saloon
Gervais, OR
I Accidentally Visited a Gang Hideout With a Pole
★★★★★★★★4.3/10This was my final stop on my accidental horror movie tour of Oregon strip clubs and THANK GOD. I don’t think my soul could’ve handled one more Oregonian “gentlemen’s” club establishment. This place was somewhere…
7 mos ago 1
Spyce Gentlemen's Club
Portland, OR
I Braved Portland’s Zombie Apocalypse for This Review
★★★★★★★★5.7/10Spyce. Wednesday night. Downtown Portland. Parked somewhere on the street because that was the only option but holy hell. Downtown Portland after dark felt like side questing in a zombie game. Every 10ft there was…
7 mos ago 1
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Déjà Vu Sacramento
Rancho Cordova, CA
Opened again under a different name
Business is now open again under the name of “Babe’s Showgirls”.
1 yr ago 1
Spice House
Reno, NV
They are closed again
Door girl at Wild Orchid told me that the Spice House is temporarily closed again due to slow business
2 yrs ago 2
Spice House
Reno, NV
They serve alcohol again
Last review says they turned into a juice bar but that’s no longer true
2 yrs ago
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