I tell myself I go for the atmosphere but we all know why I’m here. Expect honest reviews, strong opinions, and way too much time spent in VIP.
valuedicks
Supporting the arts, one dance at a time
Joined Feb 2023
Last Seen Nov 2025
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Firehouse Cabaret
5782 Portland Rd NE
Salem, OR 97305
I Survived the Firehouse’s Geriatric Showcase
Went to the Firehouse on a Thursday night because I wanted to see what else Salem had to offer in terms of talent and LORD HAVE MERCY…
I paid my $5 cover, got my little ID…
Nov 25, 2025, 3:04 AM
Last Chance Saloon
7650 Checkerboard Rd NE
Gervais, OR 97026
I Accidentally Visited a Gang Hideout With a Pole
This was my final stop on my accidental horror movie tour of Oregon strip clubs and THANK GOD. I don’t think my soul could’ve handled one more Oregonian “gentlemen’s” club establishment.
This place was somewhere…
Nov 25, 2025, 2:23 AM
Spyce Gentlemen's Club
210 NW Couch St
Portland, OR 97209
I Braved Portland’s Zombie Apocalypse for This Review
Spyce. Wednesday night. Downtown Portland. Parked somewhere on the street because that was the only option but holy hell. Downtown Portland after dark felt like side questing in a zombie game. Every 10ft there was…
1 commentslast: 3 wks ago(valuedicks)
Nov 20, 2025, 7:53 PM
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Déjà Vu Sacramento
11252 Trade Center Dr
Rancho Cordova, CA 95742
Opened again under a different name
Business is now open again under the name of “Babe’s Showgirls”.
1 commentslast: 6 mos ago(loanword)
Spice House
310 Spokane St
Reno, NV 89512
They are closed again
Door girl at Wild Orchid told me that the Spice House is temporarily closed again due to slow business
2 commentslast: 1 yr ago(skibum609)
Spice House
310 Spokane St
Reno, NV 89512
They serve alcohol again
Last review says they turned into a juice bar but that’s no longer true
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| 2025 | 29 | 1 | 0 |
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