I tell myself I go for the atmosphere but we all know why I’m here. Expect honest reviews, strong opinions, and way too much time spent in VIP.
valuedicks
Supporting the arts, one dance at a time
Joined Feb 2023
Last Seen Jul 2025
Reviews by valuedicks
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published 1 wk ago
Descended Into the Strip Club Abyss and Found Nothing
reviewed by
valuedicks5.3
Popped into this spot on a Wednesday night because I had $25 I no longer wanted.
Entrance is on the Kearny side, not Columbus. Plenty of other clubs within walking distance to this one.
You walk…
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published 1 mo ago
The Art of the Upcharge: Moscow Edition
reviewed by
valuedicks9.3
Hit up Fantasy Girls again. Saturday night, $30 cover, same metal detector routine. Security gave me the usual pat down. We’re honestly probably at a first name basis at this point.
Inside the Cave:
As always…
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published 1 mo ago
$2 Tacos, $180 Soul Snatching: Do the Math
reviewed by
valuedicks8.7
Pulled into Peppermint Hippo on a random Tuesday around 2PM. No cover (God bless America) and I came for what really matters at that hour: the $2 tacos. And let me tell you, they slap.…
Articles by valuedicks
Discussions by valuedicks
discussion
started 3 mos ago
Opened again under a different name
posted by
valuedicksBusiness is now open again under the name of “Babe’s Showgirls”.
discussion
started 1 yr ago
They are closed again
posted by
valuedicksDoor girl at Wild Orchid told me that the Spice House is temporarily closed again due to slow business
discussion
started 1 yr ago
They serve alcohol again
posted by
valuedicksLast review says they turned into a juice bar but that’s no longer true
Contributions
| year | reviews | discussions | articles |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2023 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
| 2024 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
| 2025 | 10 | 1 | 0 |
| totals | 19 | 3 | 0 |
