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valuedicks

Supporting the arts, one dance at a time
Joined Feb 2023
Last Seen Aug 2025

I tell myself I go for the atmosphere but we all know why I’m here. Expect honest reviews, strong opinions, and way too much time spent in VIP.

Reviews by valuedicks

review
published 1 wk ago
The Minneapolis Strip Club Tour Ends
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valuedicks

6.7

Friday night. $20 cover. Last stop of my Minneapolis strip club tour before work drags me to another city (stay tuned).

Layout: As soon as you walk in there’s cocktail tables with stools on the…

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published 1 wk ago
Stop #4: The Great Soda Shakedown of Minneapolis
reviewed by
valuedicks

5.0

Came through on a Thursday night. $20 cover. They scanned my ID then immediately hit me with “You gotta buy a $15 NA beverage.” Choices: water, energy drink, or soda. No alcohol, no juice, not…

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published 1 wk ago
$10 Cover to See the Cast of “Bones: The Musical”
reviewed by
valuedicks

5.3

Wednesday night. $10 cover to get in. The place is in a prime location surrounded by bars, restaurants, and drunk foot traffic so you’d expect it to be loud and lively. Instead I walked into…

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Discussions by valuedicks

discussion
started 4 mos ago
Opened again under a different name
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valuedicks

Business is now open again under the name of “Babe’s Showgirls”.

discussion
started 1 yr ago
They are closed again
posted by
valuedicks

Door girl at Wild Orchid told me that the Spice House is temporarily closed again due to slow business

discussion
started 1 yr ago
They serve alcohol again
posted by
valuedicks

Last review says they turned into a juice bar but that’s no longer true

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