I tell myself I go for the atmosphere but we all know why I’m here. Expect honest reviews, strong opinions, and way too much time spent in VIP.
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Supporting the arts, one dance at a time
Joined Feb 2023
Last Seen Sep 2025
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1 mo ago
Spearmint Rhino
725 Hennepin Ave
Minneapolis, MN 55403The Minneapolis Strip Club Tour Ends
Friday night. $20 cover. Last stop of my Minneapolis strip club tour before work drags me to another city (stay tuned).
Layout: As soon as you walk in there’s cocktail tables with stools on the…
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1 mo ago
Dream Girls
12 N 5th St
Minneapolis, MN 55403Stop #4: The Great Soda Shakedown of Minneapolis
Came through on a Thursday night. $20 cover. They scanned my ID then immediately hit me with “You gotta buy a $15 NA beverage.” Choices: water, energy drink, or soda. No alcohol, no juice, not…
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1 mo ago
Seville Club
15 Glenwood Ave
Minneapolis, MN 55403$10 Cover to See the Cast of “Bones: The Musical”
Wednesday night. $10 cover to get in. The place is in a prime location surrounded by bars, restaurants, and drunk foot traffic so you’d expect it to be loud and lively. Instead I walked into…
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| 2023 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
| 2024 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
| 2025 | 19 | 1 | 0 |
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