valuedicks

Supporting the arts, one dance at a time

Joined Feb 2023

Last Seen Jun 2025

I tell myself I go for the atmosphere but we all know why I’m here. Expect honest reviews, strong opinions, and way too much time spent in VIP.

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Fantasy Girls

Reno, Nevada

The Art of the Upcharge: Moscow Edition

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9.3

Hit up Fantasy Girls again. Saturday night, $30 cover, same metal detector routine. Security gave me the usual pat down. We’re honestly probably at a first name basis at this point.

Inside the Cave:

As always…

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Peppermint Hippo Reno

Reno, Nevada

$2 Tacos, $180 Soul Snatching: Do the Math

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8.7

Pulled into Peppermint Hippo on a random Tuesday around 2PM. No cover (God bless America) and I came for what really matters at that hour: the $2 tacos. And let me tell you, they slap.…

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Wild Orchid Gentlemens Club

Reno, Nevada

Stripper Hunger Games: Reno Edition

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4.3

Pulled up to Wild Orchid a few Friday nights ago with the intention to just vibe, sip a drink, and maybe spiritually reconnect with a fake boob or two. I paid $30 to get molested…

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