Finally! A Good Club Visit!

Tuesday about noon, I had just finished chowing down at a Bob Evans and, facing a 600-mile drive back to Minneapolis, I was bound and determined to just hit the road and go. Well, yeah, based on this and other reviews (posted and to come) you can guess just how well that plan worked out. Oh well. Live and forget about learning -- just live.

Soon after lunch, I tried out Serenity Spa, a massage place a bit down the road from Dancers. Yeah, yeah, I know, this isn't a place for massage reviews, but it was a clean and damn good place that gave a reasonably priced massage so relaxing, it put me to sleep. Considering it was the only one that hit that spot that week, it prompted me to hit Dancers in the hopes of at least one really good lap dance to cap off the week. Yeah, like I really needed a lot of prompting for that, and, for those who might care to know, Serenity was completely legit, at least for this first-time patron so I guess your YMMV.

Eventually I got to Dancers. There weren't a whole lot of cars in the lot, maybe five or six, so I wondered if the place was even open. Seeing a guy walk over from a neighboring business led me to believe that it was, so I gave it a shot.