$10 Cover to See the Cast of “Bones: The Musical”

Firehouse Cabaret

Salem, OR

Went to the Firehouse on a Thursday night because I wanted to see what else Salem had to offer in terms of talent and LORD HAVE MERCY… I paid my $5 cover, got my little ID…

Last Chance Saloon

Gervais, OR

This was my final stop on my accidental horror movie tour of Oregon strip clubs and THANK GOD. I don’t think my soul could’ve handled one more Oregonian “gentlemen’s” club establishment. This place was somewhere…

Spyce Gentlemen's Club

Portland, OR

Spyce. Wednesday night. Downtown Portland. Parked somewhere on the street because that was the only option but holy hell. Downtown Portland after dark felt like side questing in a zombie game. Every 10ft there was…

After uninspiring trips that night to DTC and Rhino I stopped by Seville for the first time in a while. Reader, it was fun for what it was. There was a 10 dollar cover. Bouncer and…

I started out at the bar around 7 and got a few drinks and something to eat. The only girl that talked to me was a bit pushy and not my type. Then around 9…

In from out of town and decided to visit this place on a Wednesday. I had been here once before on a Monday and it was dead but the vibe was good and I figured…

Coming out after a Twins game, we were given free admission passes. The club is literally walking distance away from the stadium. Walking in is pretty routine, bouncer is chill, the manager takes you in,…