King Thong

North Dartmouth, MA. Saturday night. I had just seen Rod Stewart at Great Woods and wanted to hit a strip club after. I originally planned hang at Boardroom but I went in there it was just packed to the wazzoo with dudes and hardly any girls on the floor. I said fuck this shit I'm outta here and headed on down here to the King's Inn. I've reviewed this spot before but this time I'll try to just write in plain english and not like I'm on an absolute fuck wad's worth of drugs. Anyway, plenty of parking, area seems fine to me. Walk on in, guy at the front, seems like a nice dude, $5 cover and clear the mag.

In we are, bar is right there, pool tables, bathroom to the right. Hook around the corner that the stage. Left of the stage is VIP. I think it was $140 IIRC. And to the right of the stage is an alcove fairly open, dances are $30 a song, two way touch is fine, obviously limited the stage, DJ guy station is right there.

Dancers, definitely some obese girls in here. But some thin girls. Looked like black, white and latina. About 7 or 8 girls I would say. 20's-40's. I would say there were two or three chicks that were ok. Some fake stuff. Maybe 2-7 range. A lot of like Azurian, Caper Verdean, Portuguese in the area, some of them like to dance here.