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Hey all, When I go to clubs, I'm trying to enjoy myself and relax but my whole fantasy is basically hooking up with some crazy awesome hot stripper. I know, it's not going to happen but…

Visited twice on one day, during the day and late in the evening, both times $5.00 cover . Standalone alone club, free parking on the lot. After entering 3 stages to the right and…

Do you guys spend a lot of time viewing porn while you are not at the clubs? I know the average guy thinks about sex 1,528,453 times a day, which means you have thought about sex…

Is the norm the air dances ? Is it like that everywhere or club specific ?

Here is what I have written before about the layout as it has not changed. When you walk in there is a metal detector and a cover of $20 to enter. The place is a…

Went on a Thursday afternoon (round 5pm) with a friend. Hadn't been for half a year and wanted to see what has changed. I first started coming here 2 years ago, and had a lot…

This Tuesday early evening, 5pm, trip was my second visit to Onyx "Follies Dayshift". I was hoping by being later in the day that there would be more dancers and customers to support them.…

Last Tuesday I arrived at the Cricket at about 2:00 in the afternoon. I parked in the back where parking is free. I walked in the club and there was no cover charge. I…

Not many reviews on places in Texas, might as well add my two cents while I’m down here! Visited here on a Saturday night with my friend. The club is attached to a large bar/billiard…

Heading to Miami for a few days and would like to sample the local flavor. I've read lots of reviews, but looking for confirmation from locals or those with lots of Miami clubbing experience.…

Stopped by Oasis on a recent Thursday night around 8:45pm. Club is located near the airport with car dealerships and off-site airport parking across the street and nearby. Parking lot is well lit…

Club is a lot less busy on a Wednesday because the 1/2 price lap dances went up to $30 per song. Be careful, often times the dancer will start in the middle of a…

Okay! So if you know me and see my post history you know that ima wild bull and if ima go to a strip club then ima GO. Saw an earlier post that Chicas was…

I’d say 10-15 minutes for me. Would like to hear how long others like staying in there for.

** Updated since my last review: Natalia, Lexi, Summer, and Vega. I also updated information about the inside of the club. ** --PLACE-- Outside: The place is at a brick building with parking…

This is my review for the Millennium Cabaret located just south of Manchester in Bedford New Hampshire. As far as I am aware this only strip club in the State of New Hampshire. I guess…

I have reviewed this club before, favorably so, but things change and sometimes they get more interesting. I guess I'm curious. I recommend the club because there is rarely, if…

I am usually able to visit the Detroit area about once a year , so decided to stop by Henry’s on a Thursday night . The parking is fenced in and it was easy to…

Things I like: wide variety of girls - different ethnicities and different breast sizes. I’m a white meat guy. And they are nude. I’m not use to places that are nude and serve alcohol. There…

Whenever I come to the area once or twice per year for work, I usually stop at Bogarts. Always had a great time! Beginning of November of 2023 was the last time I visited, it…

I am dipping into the Desire review pool with my report of my very first time at this place. I don't go to clubs that often, but have been to Marios, Boardroom Cabaret, Mickeys (yes,…

It’s a small place that looks bigger on the inside than the outside. It’s got low ceilings and is dark inside. There’s not a lot of room so it can feel intimate in a weird…

I'm an infrequent visitor at OGD but usually enjoy my time there when I visit. It's always in the afternoons, evenings so I can't comment on the vibes at night, but daytime is fairly…

Went on a Wednesday night after setting up with one of the dancers via Instagram. I’ll get to her name in a few. Lay out is just like any other club, stage in the center,…

Also don't be shy to include how you would rate your overall physical appearance throughout your time getting laid. More could mean attention from females all the way to smashing females. I'll start. OUTSIDE: more smashing…

Was bored the other Friday night and since Ricks is the closest club to my house I made the 30 or so minute drive. I arrived around 8:30 or so and left a couple of…

Please don't tell me to just look at the Top 40s since I am not seeking a cheap quickie. Also, I do mean that to everyone on Tuscl in the most respectful way. What I'm…

Went in on a Friday with the web pass which gets you in free but you have to purchase a $7 drink. Pat down, go through the door and stage at the center of the…

They charge a $6 entrance fee in the morning and you have to buy one drink for $6.25, they offer redbull, Snapple, soda, coffee, etc. if you get a water as your drink, there is…

I have not been to Doll House for years. I prefer Sinsations, but I thought I would give it a try. Went in about 11:00. Paid the entry fee. I think…

Delilah's continues to set the standard for Philly for quality of girls - not necessarily value of activity. The night I was there I arrived around 9:30 which is usually the time when all…

This review is for both a Monday and a Tuesday last week. I was in Dallas for work and decided to stop by and check out a club and honestly decided on going to…

I stopped by around 2pm on a recent Wednesday afternoon. The parking lot was mostly full and the place was pretty busy. You enter into a large room with a pool table and…

I stopped into Landing strip before heading to the airport. I drove into the parking lot before the night shift began. I got the car valet and walked up the flight of stairs…

Visited on a Friday night after 10pm. $10 cover. There was a metal detector but I didn't see anyone made to go through it. Looked like adequate parking. As you enter the stage is directly…

Prices: $20 cover. Dances: 1 song $20/topless, $40/nude, 3 song VIP $120 Venue: Located in standalone lot in commercial area. Went during the daytime but area appears to be safe. Cool doorman with…

A friend largely kidnapped me and insisted we go to Tropical Lei, which is way the hell out in Upland and even in its best days, was never worth the drive. If I lived…

It was a saturday night, had just finished hanging out with some friends when i got the urge to get at least a lapdance. since i was near-enough i figured id visit a club i…

Arrived around 2:30pm on a Tuesday. It’s $10 to park in the paved lot and free in the dirt lot. Dirt lot is full of trash and some broken glass so be aware. Parking attendant…

Was in the area so stopped by on a Tuesday about 1 PM. This is maybe my 4th time here, club is in a mixed residential / commercial area, perfectly safe. Clancy’s ,…