Name Your Top 3 QUALITY Strip Clubs (NO TOP 40 CHEAP QUICKIE)

What is exceptional service from staff? Not being cheeky here. My idea of exceptional service probably isn't yours.

Just not looking at you like an ATM or having a sour face lol. Looking out for their customers instead of milking every last cent outta ya.

Bouncers that are reasonable (e.g. listens to all parties behind kicking someone out lol, I hate seeing guys get their ass handed to them and also humiliated, seen some gnarly stuff).

Obviously big natural tits and a thick booty behind the bar help too. ;)

Before kicking*** God dammit.

Casa Diablo is a very very good club that isn't in the top 40

Portland was fucking phenomenal. Yessir. You hit the nail on the head for what I'm seeking.

If you’re in South Florida Cheetah and Booby Trap in pompano Beach, are very good I’ve had some great times in both

My top 3 favorite strip clubs are:

1. Hong Kong Gentleman's Club, Tijuana
2. Boob Trap, Pompano Beach
3. Landing Strip, DTW

@twentyfive HAHA I'm an ignorant Canadian but is South Florida safe to go soon?

@RonJax2 Is Tijuana safe to go if you...

1. Don't speak fluent Spanish, is it still possible to have any decent conversation with the dancers?
2. Will be going with a hot (feminine) lesbian female friend (don't want to be protecting her all throughout the trip lol)
3. Never been to a country like Mexico.... unsure if I'll get hustled or bullied by locals or heard the "policia" is super corrupt.. unsure if even the high end hotels are safe too there?

^ I don’t know why you would think that south Florida would be unsafe, I have lived here since 1989 never felt unsafe.

Do you mean safe because of the hurricanes? AFAIK Milton and Helene didn't have much impact in the Miami area.

Ok, thanks gents. Lol the fear mongering from our local Canadian news channels have been rampant about how bad the entire Florida state is wiped out.

^ Yep I didn’t even think about the hurricanes, we didn’t have any problems to speak south of West Palm Beach, I know there were a few tornadoes but from Boynton to Miami across 3 counties pretty much untouched.

Great, more competition. Just what we need, more MIR fools.

Ugggh

Florida is wiped out. Don’t come here, especially you NJ//NY simps driving the price up

The damage was pretty severe in other parts of the state. The west coast near Tampa Bay got hit really hard. But Florida is a big state.

Diversity and English fluency in the south Florida clubs isn't great. There is some, but not a lot. Also, your dollars are with like 35% less here. If I were you, I'd look at the Toronto clubs. That is one of the few areas I still club in when traveling as a south Florida native.

1. Club Desire - Providence Rhode Island. 2) Booby Trap - Pompano Beach, Florida. 3) Cheetah - Pompano Beach, Florida.

Goddamit skibum

Lol

best club depends primarily on the girl on stage and in the VIP...

^@Jascoi speaks the truth here. "It only takes one" is a mantra for a reason. You could be in the shittiest, least popular club in the world, but if you find that one it's going to be amazing. Or you could be in the best club in the world and strike out.

The difference between a good club and bad one is at a bad club, your batting average is going to be in the 100s and at a good club maybe it's like in the 800s.

Very true to all of the responses above regarding depends on the girl.

I went to what I thought was a sleazy club about to go outta business and God damn, met the surprise of the year jawdropper.

But then this is where good service from the overall SC staff come into the equation - atmosphere.

Check out my most recent review and you'll know what I mean.

Regarding IT depending on the girl***

Typo.