Please don't tell me to just look at the Top 40s since I am not seeking a cheap quickie. Also, I do mean that to everyone on Tuscl in the most respectful way.
What I'm wanting to hear in this specific discussion thread would be what are y'all's favourite strip clubs in terms of quality of the dancers and exceptional service from staff. Also, prefer tons of diversity in dancers of a multitude of races (e.g. mixed race girls that are fluent in English - particularly Blasians, Filipino Mixes and alternative tatted out Eurasians).
Just not looking at you like an ATM or having a sour face lol. Looking out for their customers instead of milking every last cent outta ya.
Bouncers that are reasonable (e.g. listens to all parties behind kicking someone out lol, I hate seeing guys get their ass handed to them and also humiliated, seen some gnarly stuff).
Obviously big natural tits and a thick booty behind the bar help too. ;)
@twentyfive HAHA I'm an ignorant Canadian but is South Florida safe to go soon?
@RonJax2 Is Tijuana safe to go if you... 1. Don't speak fluent Spanish, is it still possible to have any decent conversation with the dancers? 2. Will be going with a hot (feminine) lesbian female friend (don't want to be protecting her all throughout the trip lol) 3. Never been to a country like Mexico.... unsure if I'll get hustled or bullied by locals or heard the "policia" is super corrupt.. unsure if even the high end hotels are safe too there?
^ Yep I didn’t even think about the hurricanes, we didn’t have any problems to speak south of West Palm Beach, I know there were a few tornadoes but from Boynton to Miami across 3 counties pretty much untouched.
Diversity and English fluency in the south Florida clubs isn't great. There is some, but not a lot. Also, your dollars are with like 35% less here. If I were you, I'd look at the Toronto clubs. That is one of the few areas I still club in when traveling as a south Florida native.
^@Jascoi speaks the truth here. "It only takes one" is a mantra for a reason. You could be in the shittiest, least popular club in the world, but if you find that one it's going to be amazing. Or you could be in the best club in the world and strike out.
The difference between a good club and bad one is at a bad club, your batting average is going to be in the 100s and at a good club maybe it's like in the 800s.
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last commentBouncers that are reasonable (e.g. listens to all parties behind kicking someone out lol, I hate seeing guys get their ass handed to them and also humiliated, seen some gnarly stuff).
Obviously big natural tits and a thick booty behind the bar help too. ;)
1. Hong Kong Gentleman's Club, Tijuana
2. Boob Trap, Pompano Beach
3. Landing Strip, DTW
HAHA I'm an ignorant Canadian but is South Florida safe to go soon?
@RonJax2
Is Tijuana safe to go if you...
1. Don't speak fluent Spanish, is it still possible to have any decent conversation with the dancers?
2. Will be going with a hot (feminine) lesbian female friend (don't want to be protecting her all throughout the trip lol)
3. Never been to a country like Mexico.... unsure if I'll get hustled or bullied by locals or heard the "policia" is super corrupt.. unsure if even the high end hotels are safe too there?
Ugggh
Lol
The difference between a good club and bad one is at a bad club, your batting average is going to be in the 100s and at a good club maybe it's like in the 800s.
I went to what I thought was a sleazy club about to go outta business and God damn, met the surprise of the year jawdropper.
But then this is where good service from the overall SC staff come into the equation - atmosphere.
Check out my most recent review and you'll know what I mean.
Typo.