Over all the best place in DC

Things I like: wide variety of girls - different ethnicities and different breast sizes. I’m a white meat guy. And they are nude. I’m not use to places that are nude and serve alcohol. There are three places you can sit. Right against the stage where you can throw your dollars onto the stage. At the bar where you can watch but the girls will come around and ask for dances. Level behind the bar seating where you can watch and won’t get pestered. I’ve been to the other clubs in DC and the girls here are the best. I did get taken advantage of at Camelot by girls who charged me for champagne. But I was drunk so …. Anyway if you like to just watch and drink and not be bothered too much this is a good place. And if you want more you can sit closer. Oh and you can place some bets at the rooftop sportsbook, watch some games, and then go downstairs for ogling after.

Neutral things. This what I would call a classic strip club. There’s a cover to get in. Big burly men will check your ID and wand you. Because of the cover, there’s no drink minimum. Also, typical club music blasting with (I swear) the same DJ as every other classic club I’ve been to.

Things I didn’t like. Why do the girls who charge the cover need tipped? I will never get it. But I don’t want to piss off the big burly men so I tip. Drinks are expensive. The champagne room is expensive. I make decent coin but it’s too expensive. Sorry I can’t provide any insight into it. Also some random girl wanted me to take her home because she said she was homeless. I figured it was some sort of scam. So beware. Don’t think with the wrong organ.