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What if youve been seeing a dancer for many weeks, spending $400+ but randomly stop coming in? Will they be pissed, or assume you’ve found someone else? Do most regulars get hooked on one dancer and…

Not many recent reviews for Milwaukee clubs. Any recent experience or suggestions?

I recently made another trip to Treasure Club. I was somewhat hesitant as my last couple of visits were kind of disappointing but figured since I was in the area and flight plans changed I…

Post COVID the Bare Den recently reopened Sundays. Soooo, I decided to stop by. I arrived around 8PM and I was the only customer. They cut me a break on entry fee and only charged…

He keeps changing his name.. but what remains the same.. is.. he's still dougster! *** SLAM DUNKED THAT FAGGOT BIGBITCHICEYBUBBA ***

Just plain dog gone right.

Rhode Island Dolls is back! When Covid began diminishing Dolls was killing it due to lesser restrictions. With Covid a memory around here and Providence Extra land back on full speed, Dolls has been…

The Place is right off the Highway. Easy to get too for a quick stop. It was my first time there. I walked up to the door and was let in.…

I went on a Sunday by self, I believe there was $7 cover charge. The club was good overall, plenty of parking, cold beer, two stages, about 5-8 dancers, good looking, and respectful. Not many…

Aye! It’s Biseggi - everybody knows me!!!! I’m that real deal, Italian super-reviewer. They all know me - and all the boys know Biseggi does it right when it comes to strip…

It had been quite some time since I visited mainly due to covid. I figure I would check it out and see if it was as fun as it used to be. Truthfully I was…

Back in the only strip club on bend on a Tuesday night. It was very busy, with probably 15 dancers working and a pretty descent crowd for a Tuesday. I’ve been here a handful of…

I only recently got into the strip club scene. Went my whole 40+ years without ever going to a single club, so I’ve been sowing my wild oats so to speak. In the past 6…

This was my first time back to Paradise Found in years. I stopped going here when they stopped being full nude and started going to Lookers instead, which was always kinda sketchy but now (Post-Covid)…

Listen, this club is for ballers. Best come with fat pockets. Club is in Drake songs so…. $20 on the door. Like 3-4 different stages. Areas to sit around the floor. There are boxes behind…

The management, clientele, and dancers are predominantly African-American. I’m not passing judgment just stating a fact. This place may or may not be your cup of tea. On this Friday's midnight visit, the parking lot (which…

This takes the line "No matter how beautiful she is, or how perfect she seems, someone somewhere is tired of her shit" to another level! It also is a gentle answer to the "why are…

This place reopened in July of last year and I made my first trip back in November and I've visited a total of 6 times. The club has changed a lot for the worse. Many…

This was before the pandemic. Went on a weeknight when I was in the area. Parked on the street near the front. It looked a little sketchy, but I’d survive. Walked in and there were…

Showcase is killer spot. Mostly Latinas with a few white girls and sistas can fluctuate depending on the night. It’s a small club that looks like an old restaurant. $20 on the door. One…

This review was from a visit about 3-4 weeks ago. It had been about 6 or 7 months since my last visit. I arrived at the club at around 2:00. I parked in the lot…

parking is way too tight, even cars backing out have barely enough space before hitting other cars. Can't imagine how tricky it is in snow. Better to find parking elsewhere and make the walk to…

This is a composite of a few visits. As with most clubs in this area, not much happens until later in the evening. And being a nude, non-alcohol club, it can be very late…

A first visit to Union Jacks, on a spring Saturday nightfall, brought on a sensual delight from several different sources. It definitely differs from other Portland strip clubs once one steps into the vistuble and…

So I went back to see my 'Princess Jasmine' (or PJ from now on) from earlier this week again tonight. I got there when the club opened and the bartender confirmed she was coming…

Us old timers gotta stick together

Northeast Ohio clubs can be fun when you’re selective about the time of your visit. This place is unique because of the high traffic location. I don’t think they depend on regular customers like many…

Visited Platinum Plus at almost midnight on Saturday night. The parking lot was packed and there was actually a line inside to get in. Cover is $10 and drivers license is scanned. After paying…

Quick Summary Vibe: Typical strip joint Cover: $16 Drinks: $ Girls: 6-7's Dances: Great Extras: Maybe I had one night in Chicago and was trying to decide between 390 and IS. In the end I picked IS, just for the $10 dance…

Never been before so I thought I’d give it a try. Went on a Saturday night at 9 and figured it would have a decent crowd but the place was empty. The DJ hasn’t…

At the advise of other TUSCL members, I decided to give Sinsations a go on my recent trip to Jax. I like to laid back, day shift, high mileage type of club, and Sinsations did…

A little bit of a drive from Baltimore city, and you can easily miss the club if you aren't careful. But that's where my complaints end. Weekend cover charge of $16, it may be cheaper during…

I decided to check this club out in the early evening. This place is easy to find but it is in an odd location. The GPS took me through a parking lot to…

The management, clientele, and dancers are predominantly African-American. I’m not passing judgement just stating a fact. This place may or may not be your cup of tea. On this Friday midnight visit the parking lot…

So I was in the area around 1pm and decided to check this place out. It's located on a main road but has 2 private houses directly next to it. As you enter…

So the other night I found out from one of my OTC "friends" that, unbeknownst to me, I was also seeing her sister OTC. Her sister works in a different club and they don't…

Had a free pass to Bogart's and stopped there first. Sat at the bar and no one asked me to place a drink order. Girls were either old, fat or ugly. Left…

Bored on a work trip to Sarasota and went to the only strip club in town. Technically a pasty bar as they serve alcohol, but the pasties were small and the girls were attractive.…

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So I decided to visit a few different clubs as I usually go to the HP for daytime fun and after a brief stay at rest a bit hit Clancy's. The setup is small…

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Other than sjg and supraman who goes to them? Is a hole really just a hole? Q mouth really just a mouth?

25 said April 21, 2022 >What’s the big deal with waiting < I go to the strip club for my enjoyment I’m not spending the kind of money I spend to be abused by girls in their…

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