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I stopped by the pink palace on Saturday afternoon. It is not hard find, it’s on route 130. It has a big parking lot with plenty of spots. I entered the club from the side…

When I first signed on to this board there was a dancer who posted on here that used to work at this club. She’s since gone on to work at one of the legal bordellos…

Been going about once a month for around a year. No longer planning on returning.

This is a review of the last three months.

The girls are a real mixed bag. Some of my favorites have left.…

Stopped in to Kittens for the first time in years on Sunday around noon.
It was very very dark inside and as I entered I didn't see any other customers.
The door person told me that…

I made my way across the border around 8pm on a Wednesday night, short interaction with Mexican immigration, a short walk to a cab and $8 later I was being dropped off in front of…

This review covers a bunch of times I was in Dallas over the last two weeks. I was helping out on a project for work so I was on call for half of the…

First visit back since the big remodel. Overall improved -- the stage design is better, the VIP area is more private. The bar is now off in a corner but at the cost…

Was in town for the race. Decided 4 of us would go to prior to a pre-arranged dinner so we had a few hours to kill.

Got there at around 3:30PM and it was dead, one…

Hadn’t been to the Rhino in years after an extreme amount of Hustling the last time I bristled, But after reading a few reviews on here and the fall from grace for the Lodge, I…

A girl I follow on IG who now dances in NYC had posted she was making a rare return trip on Sunday, and since I didn't have to work early on Monday I figured I…

Stopped by Scarletts while on a work trip down in Tampa. I was staying in Ybor so the travel was really convenient. The location was easy to get to with a large, well lit parking…

With dinner plans in the city Saturday night, decided to visit the Pink Piny to watch the NBA playoffs. Arrived around 12:30 pm so free parking and a gentle pat down by security before walking…

I wish more than anything I had something new to bring to this review. But, after about 15 years of visiting this place, think “new” is no longer a possibility.

We all know the basics.…

I visited here on a Friday evening after a ball game in May. The club is located on Congress St. I stayed in a hotel a block away as I have anytime I…

Been a while since I been to this club, used to come here a lot like 10 years ago. Had no idea there’s a Target store next to the club now, it used to be…

Went to Risque around 2:30 on Thursday afternoon with my coworker. Club is right on Columbus ave not far from a Target shopping center. Area seems very safe parking is on the side of…

I enjoyed my experience here, and was pleasantly surprised mostly by the number of dancers. I am used to the Gold Room - Scores - Knockouts trifecta by O’Hare, which are much closer to my…

I went into Scarletts on a Thursday night before I was flying home the next day. I didn't really see much security but they were likely out of the way. The cover charge is usually…

Friday Night first time at This club.
I
The Basics:
10ish PM
Topless Club with bar.
10$ Cover Charge.
7$ Domestic Bottle
I
The Club:
Sign said Nicolas, Cocktails. Can't tell it's a strip club unless you see the busy lot and security outside.…

Club details; $21 cover to get in. (now $10) It is another $7 for a 12 oz beer. You enter the corner of a long rectangular room. The main stage is dead ahead. The DJ,…

It's been a couple of months since my last review, and when I go to the club it's
during the day shift. I'm a regular at Desires, and don't go to the club without
money to spend…

The parking at DV8 is surprisingly full, but there is plenty of street parking adjacent. Friday night made it about 3/4 full in the club, but I was always able to locate a table on…

Made a return trip to Ultra early Saturday evening. The location is convenient next to PBI and near 95. There was plenty of available free parking which was unattended. No cover before 8:00 so after…

Back again! I had an opportunity to hitch a ride to Gold Club, spur of the moment. I arrived at 3 PM. Started off in the mens room. It did not reek of festering bacteria…

Entered on a Saturday night. Club was pretty packed. A bit of a South Asian majority crowd. Bought a beer. Club is pretty dimly lit and a bit dingy. Restrooms were a mess! The vip…

Second time at Tropical. Did the whole Rizo/Troical Bar Combo this evening.
This will be a review of Hotel Rizo and Tropical Experience. Will break it down.

1. Getting to Rizo/TB:
   Arrived to PedEast at Midnight decided to…

Starting with the basics: $15 Cover, Security Pat-down, Drinks are around $10, Laps are $30, VIP for 15mins is $100 and the “Blue Room” VIP is $200 for 30mins. High mileage in my experience.

Second time…

Went here two weeks ago on a Saturday night with a friend celebrating his divorce. We were staying close by so it was an easy choice. We were thinking about the Palomino or the Rhino…

TL;DR: Went on a $10 dance night. Club had a lot of customers and dancers. More of a bar vibe than most strip clubs have. Got 5 dances in the shared lapdance area, good mileage.…

First the basics - Cover was $10 with a 2 drink [@ $7 each] minimum. Not a big deal as $20 is basically what everyone else charges. Layout is straight-forward with the entrance leading to…

Thursday May 8. Arrived around 1pm. Pat down and ID scan, no cover at this time. I came and went a couple times during the day. Each time I was there there were around 20…

Got to visit on a Wednesday in March, early afternoon around 2pm. Parking lot was pretty empty (no fee). After entering I paid cover fee of $5. Went to the bar for a coke ($6-7)…