Even in a Wednesday the selection is overwhelming!

I made my way across the border around 8pm on a Wednesday night, short interaction with Mexican immigration, a short walk to a cab and $8 later I was being dropped off in front of the Hong Kong club. I decided to take a walk around the block before heading in, for those of you unfamiliar with the debauchery that is Tijuana’s “Zona Norte” the streets next to and the alley behind the HK is lined with “paraditas” or independent hookers who will service you in the hotel they are standing in front of for $20-40.

There were probably around 20 girls on the street, but none that were drop dead gorgeous enough that I needed to take them upstairs that instant, so I headed in the back door to HK.

I was quickly given a once over with a metal detector by security and motioned into the club. As I entered the bar to my left was lined with guys watching two lithe little Mexicanas on the stage just in front of me and to my right who were covered in shaving cream and enthusiastically reaming each other with large rubber dildos.